That sounds like as good a recommendation as any. I'll probably stick with the "softcore" version, despite my preference for seeing the uncut versions most of the time, as I don't know if more explicit shots of rumpy pumpy (R.I.P. Roger Ebert) will actually add anything of value to the experience. Also, I think it's like three hours long already.

I'd watch Caligula if it had a good cast/crew commentary.

I've heard it's kinda dull (unless you're like, 14).

Judge not that ye not be judged.

I think there's a commentary with Mirren on one of the releases. She seems to be the only person not embarrassed by the affair from what I know.

that one really hits me where I live, oof.

OK. David Edelstein is probably a rape apologist.

Rest in peace, HW:

I hope Noriega's got the BBQ ready.

Hey, I heard that Dubya's dad died a few days ago. Is this true?

Former pro wrestler Dynamite Kid, one of The British Bulldogs, dies at 60.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6462985/Former-WWE-legend-Dynamite-Kid-dies-60th-birthday.html

I was a huge fan of his as a kid. Best snap suplex I ever saw.