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78th (1987)
Denny has yet again been left by her thug boyfriend Chip. It seems as if she is doomed to be stuck with awful guys, this time she has to choose between nerdy Charles and the strange Kaz, who turns into a monster when sexually aroused.
2/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4RfP-tXxfg

First you've got 2 unfunny kooky characters then your mean't to feel sorry for this guy who goes out at night hits on women then rips them apart?


Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:15 pm
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77th (1964)
While the hot-rodders and motorcyclists are having a rock-and-roll beach party, a barrel of radioactive material is unloaded from a passing ship, plunges to the bottom, and splits against a jagged rock. A black liquid oozes out and covers a shapeless mass on the ocean floor, which suddenly moves and becomes an encrusted vicious monster. Soon there are several monsters who must have human blood to survive. Tina is the first victim, and football hero Hank Green and airhead Elaine Gavin enlist the aid of her science-professor father, Dr. Gavin, to find and capture the killer. Not working fast enough to prevent the attack on 20 teenagers at a slumber party or the killing of three girl motorists, Dr. Gavin finds an arm lost by one of the monsters and discovers that only sodium will destroy the monsters, whose composition is mostly water. Can they gather enough salt in southern California to put an end to this horror?
3/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQwX06caYTY

An absolute landmark in schlockisity. - rottentomatoes


Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:22 pm
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76th (2012)
A small town is being terrorized by a killer Bigfoot. One that is blood thirsty, vicious and kills without warning and without discrimination. A scientist by the name of Sarah Evans (Leilani Sarelle) shows up to help the town's sheriff (Reb Brown) and his deputy girlfriend Roberta (Sherrie Rose) hunt this thing down and put an end to the killings. At the same time, Hunter Crawford (David Campbell) is a thug-like character who along with his two henchmen, is hunting the creature himself, for his own personal gain and he does not care who he has to go through to accomplish this. Enter Charlie Parker (Ted Prior) a tough east coast type who is on a survivalist camping trip, led by the seasoned survivalist Sharon Farmer (Tara Sanford Kleinpeter) at the behest of his young trophy wife (Alissa Koenig) and whom, by no fault of his own, winds up being used as bait for the creature, by Hunter. But there is more at work here than meets the eye.
3/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6YCtPGexp4

I bet even Apex hasn't suffered through this!!! :shock:


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76th (2012)
A small town is being terrorized by a killer Bigfoot. One that is blood thirsty, vicious and kills without warning and without discrimination. A scientist by the name of Sarah Evans (Leilani Sarelle) shows up to help the town's sheriff (Reb Brown) and his deputy girlfriend Roberta (Sherrie Rose) hunt this thing down and put an end to the killings. At the same time, Hunter Crawford (David Campbell) is a thug-like character who along with his two henchmen, is hunting the creature himself, for his own personal gain and he does not care who he has to go through to accomplish this. Enter Charlie Parker (Ted Prior) a tough east coast type who is on a survivalist camping trip, led by the seasoned survivalist Sharon Farmer (Tara Sanford Kleinpeter) at the behest of his young trophy wife (Alissa Koenig) and whom, by no fault of his own, winds up being used as bait for the creature, by Hunter. But there is more at work here than meets the eye.
3/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6YCtPGexp4

I bet even Apex hasn't suffered through this!!! :shock:


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However, I did sit through The Horror of Party Beach. If I remember right, the hero gets into a fight with a leather jacket thug that looks suspiciously like M Night Shymalan and nearly chokes him out. The hero!


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However, I did sit through The Horror of Party Beach. If I remember right, the hero gets into a fight with a leather jacket thug that looks suspiciously like M Night Shymalan and nearly chokes him out. The hero!


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I love how no one actually cares about the big showdown :P


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75th (2006)
A young doctor goes home with a dazzlingly beautiful young woman he meets while volunteering at a party for children at a Vancouver mental health clinic. The next day is her birthday (as well as that of her twin sister, her unseen flatmate). After a night of lovemaking, the young doctor goes out in search of a cake. Meanwhile, a reporter who crashed the kids' party breaks into the office of the physician in charge of the clinic, only to witness a murder on a closed circuit television in the doctor's office. With the help of an investigator, the reporter pursues the truth, which eventually takes her back to the clinic. Does her own past hold the key to what she'll uncover?
3/10
Clip with no audio? Hey that's all i could find!!! = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUjgxvsjnrQ

A vastly inferior version of brian de palma's 1972 film :down:


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74th (2010)
A group of vacationing twenty-somethings are terrorized by a mysterious predator during a weekend boating excursion into the Norfolk Broads. Lost in the endless miles of winding waterways, the few remaining survivors must fight for their lives while attempting to find their way back to civilization.
3/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_MFlQALkCY

Had more twists than Chubby Checker... but at least his made sense!!!


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73rd (2009)
A Bachelorette weekend goes awry when the girls are robbed, stranded, and forced to take shelter in a deserted Mexican resort that is haunted by the unspeakable atrocities of past.
3/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qYk4MtD5Lw

Watching this really was a last resort :shock:


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72nd (2016)
Robin and Jenna are getting married. Robin is excited beyond words; Jenna is plagued by panic attacks and struggles to write her vows. But when they arrive at their secluded fairy-tale venue, sinister forces besiege them, threatening to tear them apart.
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pdAwZ58UtI

About 10 minutes spooky stuff and the rest was basically the couple kissing and stroking each other through the whole film... ok we get it your gay!!! :roll:

Lovely poster though :up:


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71st (2018)
With a serial killer preying upon girls on campus, Riley, an incoming freshman, finds herself entangled in a sinister plot involving a dark secret at the sorority that she pledged, while her father, Cole -- the detective investigating the case -- must uncover the identity of the killer before it's too late...and Riley becomes the next victim.
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaLCUPtUS28

I was recommend to watch this trailer by a friend. Wow, she must really hate me or something. - youtube :D


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70th (2016)
After suffering a near-death experience, Neesa Avery has literally been to Hell and back. When she and a group of college friends discover an ancient dice game hidden behind a wall in an abandoned WWII factory, they unleash the powerful demon Knucklebones. As they attempt to finish the “game,” it becomes clear Knucklebones has special plans for Neesa and, having met her briefly in Hell, is saving her for last…
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaLCUPtUS28

Oldest college kids since grease!!!! The brunette is 33 alone... i checked :P


Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:33 pm
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69th (2006)
Jill Johnson is being forced to babysit at a BIG house all by herself for exceeding her telephone minutes. Then all of a sudden a stranger calls making these weird remarks. Jill decides to call the police to trace the call. Jill is freaked out when she finds out that the call is coming from inside the house! Jill runs in a hurry trying to get the children and leave. Will Jill make it out of the house in time? Will she live? Well you just have to watch the movie to find out!
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U8QyDsjgIo

Carol Kane (in the 1979 version) is an Oscar nominee. This girl should be voted most likely to party with a Kardashian. - youtube


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I liked the remake of When a Stranger Calls just fine. Just wish there was more Lance Henrikson and suspect there's years of therapy in her future.


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68th (2007)
The Cairn's life seems to be a harmonic family: The father Brad works as a stockbroker, his wife Abby takes care of their common new-born daughter Lily, and the 9-year-old Joshua is high-talented. But the appearances are deceptive. Joshua becomes gradual jealously, that his parents give the baby more attention than him. Therefore he begins to terrorize his family.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpeTkVEJqDE

Fourth time Vera Farmiga has been the parent of an evil child - Trivia :P


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67th (2007)
Half a dozen lower-class Welsh kids in their mid- to late-teens ditch school to go joyriding in the woods. There, they befriend a lone enigmatic man who while at first, seems friendly, starts showing signs of hostility. Manipulating and bullying the children.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Lawcskdho&t=74s

Director Julian Richards claims that this actually happened to him as a child. - Trivia


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66th (2018)
Legacy finds the team of young explorers out to reveal the secrets of an area removed from modern day maps and hidden behind electric fences. However, once they reach the center of the lake, they discover an island that harbors an abandoned facility with a horrific legacy: the island is home to a deadly predator eager to feast on those dumb enough to ignore the warnings. But before they can turn back, our hapless heroes get dragged into a battle for their lives -- and will need to work together if they hope to survive.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqppikTC5us

The final chapter was in 2015 what happened? Did the croc work out a new contract - youtube


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65th (2017)
A caring mother loses her sanity, setting off a chain of events resulting in tragedy and murder. The story of Casey Pollack unfolds from two very different perspectives when one night in the woods culminates in absolute terror.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyKyboTBsU4&t=69s

I hate this actor. Why he always looks the same? - youtube :D


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64th (2011)
In Los Angeles, the police put a residential building in quarantine. Meanwhile, the flight attendants of Trans Sky Air, Jenny and Paula, are welcoming the passengers of flight TS Air 318 from Los Angeles to Kansas City with Captain Forrest and Co-Pilot Wilsy. Teacher Henry brings a cage of hamsters to the cabin, but Jenny tells him that it should be transported in the cargo hold. However, one hamster bites the fingertip of the fat passenger Ralph. Soon, Ralph vomits and becomes aggressive, attacking Paula. The male passengers help Jenny and lock Ralph in the bathroom while Captain Forrest requests an emergency landing. When they land in the airport, they find all the gates closed and the Captain heads the plane to an abandoned terminal. Employee Ed helps the crew and passengers to reach the exit, but they find that they are closed. Soon they discover that the place is in quarantine and there is no way out.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_QXWQHHr7c

75% tomatometer :D


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63rd (2015)
After an all-night graduation beach party, a group of hung-over twenty-somethings awake to a beating sun, and a seemingly carnivorous beach that devours anything with a heartbeat that touches the sand.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4EhbML94Jk

So this is a low-budget remake of Blood Beach? - youtube
Blood Beach had a high-budget? - youtube


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62nd (2017)
The plot revolves around a group of young people that take a trip to the ruins in order to film a documentary about Epecuen. Ignoring the warnings, and after a brief tour, they get stranded in the abandoned village. Contrary to what they thought, they begin to realize that they are really not alone.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WH4WWlKHJA

I know.. i know... cool poster and argentinian for extra rarity points.. but it's just The Hill Have Eyes in argentinan and not as good of course.
Starts off great though and then goes into torture porn overload. :(


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61st (2004)
Broken Lizard is surrounded by limber, wanton women on a booze-soaked island resort owned by Coconut Pete, a rock star has-been. But the non-stop party takes a turn for the weird when dead bodies start turning up. Everyone begins to look suspicious. Could it be Sam, of the Fun Police brigade, who is quick-on-the-trigger with his tequila-loaded Super Soaker; Jenny, the over-sexed fitness instructor; Juan, the flamboyant diving instructor with a secret third-world past; Putman, the bratty British tennis coach/fanatic; Dave, the Ecstasy-crazed, adopted nephew of Coconut Pete; or the burly masseuse blessed with a creepy touch--that can render anyone into instant Jell-O? Can the inhabitants of Pleasure Island unite, solve the mystery and restore happy hour to this tropical bacchanal?
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2NILS4EIf8&t=60s


About as funny as malaria. - rottentomatoes


Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:38 am
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60th (2018)
Kate attends her estranged sister's bachelorette party at the request of their dying father. The weekend, held at a remote cabin booked on a home sharing app, turns into a savage life-or-death struggle that pits family against family, and past against present.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UMHaBlhyEw


Not as awesome as i was hoping :(


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59th (2015)
Newly arrived from England to marry his fiancee Zaneta (Agnieszka Zulewska, Chemo), Peter (Israeli actor Itay Tiran, Lebanon) has been given a gift of her family's ramshackle country house in rural Poland. It's a total fixer-upper, and while inspecting the premises on the eve of the wedding, he falls into a pile of human remains. The ceremony proceeds, but strange things begin to happen... During the wild reception, Peter begins to come undone, and a dybbuk, the iconic ancient figure from Jewish folklore, takes a toehold in this present-day celebration-for a very particular reason, as it turns out.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GafK0WuRCnk


I'm with this guy...
Christ I'm fed up with these slow moving ambiguous indie "horror" flicks with beyond unsatisfactory endings that never resolve the story at all. Especially when i am forking over money to see the damn thing. It baffles me how these kinds of films are constantly getting the greenlight, are the companies financing these things using them as a write off? I am going to save everyone 11.00 bucks, the possessed man disappears, the wedding part looks for him, and the bride is on the ferry sailing off, end of film. - youtube


Captain Terror :up:


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58th (2012)
This movie is about the Shade family, a year after the death of the mother/wife Leah, the husband and father (Eric McCormack) and his two children go to a cabin retreat in the mountains. While there they are tormented by visions and happenings that start to scare them. But are these incidents real or in their minds? The father feels compelled to barricade them in the cabin in order to keep them safe. But will it work out?
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXNWWlp3N0

"A stupid movie for stupid pop corn eater fat americans haha..." - youtube :D


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57th (2018)
When their friend mysteriously disappears, a group of teenage girls explore whether the culprit could be the creepy internet urban legend character Slenderman by summoning him with a ritual. They begin experiencing supernatural phenomena that make them believe the story is real and that they are now being haunted by the Slenderman. Directed by Sylvain White. Based on the character created by Eric "Victor Surge" Knudsen.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySy8mcceTno

Most disappointing :(

1:06 Writing on the mirror==Not in the movie
1:15 Writing on the mirror==Not in the movie
1:24 Writing on the mirror==Not in the movie
1:26 Kid jumping off bridge==Not in the movie
1:28-1:35 Chloe's suicide==NOT IN THE MOVIE
1:59-2:20 Girl found by police==NOT IN THE MOVIE
 - youtube


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56th (2014)
When a videographer answers an advert of the website Craigslist for a one-day job in a remote mountain town to video the last messages of a dying man. The job takes a strange turn when the last messages get darker and darker. The videographer continues to see the job through, but when it is time to leave he is unable to find his keys, and when he receives a strange phone call he finds his client is not at all what he initially seemed to be.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Fo4SXvLVg

Well yeah it's creepy but such an irritating baddie and a dumbass videographer :-/


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55th (2018)
Adam (Josh Stewart) got a dream job teaching math at a university that sets him up in a wonderful faculty home. His wife Lisa (Bojana Novakovic) who is expecting, loves the house. Her New Age sister Becky (Melissa Bolona) sends her a fertility box. Once Lisa opens the box, her problems begin as she sees things...including the woman killed in the first scene. Adam works for Dr. Clark (Delroy Lindo) who in addition to math, teaches paranormal studies. He is asked to help out.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIXt6Ns4Qbc

My paycheck is more scary. - youtube :D


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Sign me up! :)


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69th (2006)
Jill Johnson is being forced to babysit at a BIG house all by herself for exceeding her telephone minutes. Then all of a sudden a stranger calls making these weird remarks. Jill decides to call the police to trace the call. Jill is freaked out when she finds out that the call is coming from inside the house! Jill runs in a hurry trying to get the children and leave. Will Jill make it out of the house in time? Will she live? Well you just have to watch the movie to find out!
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U8QyDsjgIo

Carol Kane (in the 1979 version) is an Oscar nominee. This girl should be voted most likely to party with a Kardashian. - youtube

Aw man, I love Selma Blair. I almost watched the movie just because she was in it.


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63rd (2015)
After an all-night graduation beach party, a group of hung-over twenty-somethings awake to a beating sun, and a seemingly carnivorous beach that devours anything with a heartbeat that touches the sand.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4EhbML94Jk

So this is a low-budget remake of Blood Beach? - youtube
Blood Beach had a high-budget? - youtube

So bad.


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Aw man, I love Selma Blair. I almost watched the movie just because she was in it.


You were lucky... SHE'S NOT IN IT :P


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54th (2017)
Bodies are turning up around the city, each having met a uniquely gruesome demise. As the investigation proceeds, evidence points to one suspect: John Kramer, the man known as Jigsaw, who has been dead for over 10 years.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF5viX42K3s

I don't watch saw but can anyone tell me HOW DO THEY GET KIDNAPPED BY A PUPPET - youtube :D


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53rd (2018)
In a remote hill top mansion, a mysterious stranger emerges from a thunderstorm in the night, seeking refuge with the Whipley family; four young adults ruled by their strict religious mother, and their troubled father, who has vanished the previous night - But perhaps the 'stranger' is more connected to this family and to the dark unknown history of the house than they could ever suspect, and as the visitor begins to cultivate sexual tensions and paranoia within the house, the devilishly erotic history of the Whipley family threatens to lure them deep into its lustful, violent madness once again.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f25dKi7TVk

Apex :up:


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57th (2018)
When their friend mysteriously disappears, a group of teenage girls explore whether the culprit could be the creepy internet urban legend character Slenderman by summoning him with a ritual. They begin experiencing supernatural phenomena that make them believe the story is real and that they are now being haunted by the Slenderman. Directed by Sylvain White. Based on the character created by Eric "Victor Surge" Knudsen.
5/10


That's generous. I thought every horror part just went to shit when it was revealed they pretty much hallucinated everything.

Also, how much did you laugh at the kissing scene?


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52nd (2011)
This film is about a group of four teen offenders who go to the country for the weekend with two other youth workers. They end up at an old country house near the town of Mortlake in Yorkshire. After they clean up the house so they can stay there they all head in to the village for some well earned drinks only to run in to the local "town folk". The next day they go to a place that has old train carriages to collect some scrap metal when they again run in to the locals, but this time it ends up with one of the youth workers being hurt badly. They go in to the village for help but it turns out to be the worst thing they could have done. The locals aren't as friendly and welcoming as they thought.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYdci3ghO0g

Yet another Hills Have Eyes wannabe... but at least it' doesn't take itself seriously.


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Also, how much did you laugh at the kissing scene?


A lot ;)


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51st (2010)
While driving on the road with his fiancée Kayla, Max Matheson has a serious car accident and they both die. However, Max is resuscitated and one year later he is an emotionally disturbed man with the guilty complex for the murder of his beloved fiancée and under psychological treatment with Dr. Beaumont. When his father Jack Matheson reopens the Mayflower Department Store in New Orleans, his security guard Henry Schow has an accident and Jack invites Max to be his replacement to help in his cure. Max accepts the job and his father introduces him to the store manager Keller Landreaux; the buyer Jenna McCarty; and the vice-president of operations Ryan Parker. Max has visions of a dead woman and he foresees the death of Jenna and Ryan in the mirror. Sooner Max finds that he has the ability to see Eleanor Reigns, an employee that is missing, and he contacts her sister Elizabeth Reigns to know details of her disappearance.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8qLWcyFvK0

Worth watching just for the shower kill :up:


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59th (2015)
Newly arrived from England to marry his fiancee Zaneta (Agnieszka Zulewska, Chemo), Peter (Israeli actor Itay Tiran, Lebanon) has been given a gift of her family's ramshackle country house in rural Poland. It's a total fixer-upper, and while inspecting the premises on the eve of the wedding, he falls into a pile of human remains. The ceremony proceeds, but strange things begin to happen... During the wild reception, Peter begins to come undone, and a dybbuk, the iconic ancient figure from Jewish folklore, takes a toehold in this present-day celebration-for a very particular reason, as it turns out.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GafK0WuRCnk


I'm with this guy...
Christ I'm fed up with these slow moving ambiguous indie "horror" flicks with beyond unsatisfactory endings that never resolve the story at all. Especially when i am forking over money to see the damn thing. It baffles me how these kinds of films are constantly getting the greenlight, are the companies financing these things using them as a write off? I am going to save everyone 11.00 bucks, the possessed man disappears, the wedding part looks for him, and the bride is on the ferry sailing off, end of film. - youtube


Captain Terror :up:


It's rare that I find myself being annoyed that people "didn't get it," but this movie really brings out that feeling in me.

The film isn't a random indie horror that's just throwing weird stuff at the screen and failing to follow through. It's pretty clearly about the way that families and communities attempt to bury the past (sometimes literally) and the moral complication of how that filters down to the next generation. If you make money seizing homes from people who were taken away by the Nazis, you're a bad person. But what if you're the kid of that person? How much of that blame do you carry? How do you make that right?

I think that the main reason that this movie gets so much flak is that it's wrongly marketed as being a horror film. While it does have horror elements, it's clearly a drama that's using a supernatural element to stand as an allegory for the themes it is exploring. To me it's very much like The Eclipse (not the Twilight one, the other one) in that regard.

If you tune into the notion of the intersection of past and present and take the horror piece as a catalyst, I think it's a beautifully shot, well acted film. The fact that this director will never make another movie is painful to me. The scene with the wedding dance where different characters are coming in and out of focus is one of my favorite shots of the last few years.


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Ooo, I have Demon on deck as we speak.

I had no idea what it even was when I rented it.


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Denny has yet again been left by her thug boyfriend Chip. It seems as if she is doomed to be stuck with awful guys, this time she has to choose between nerdy Charles and the strange Kaz, who turns into a monster when sexually aroused.
2/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4RfP-tXxfg

First you've got 2 unfunny kooky characters then your mean't to feel sorry for this guy who goes out at night hits on women then rips them apart?

This might be one of my least favorite movies of all time.


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Ooo, I have Demon on deck as we speak.

I had no idea what it even was when I rented it.


I really liked it, and as more time has passed my appreciation of it has grown. Certain shots or moments or camera movements have really stuck with me.

I say learn as little as you can about it before watching.


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I say learn as little as you can about it before watching.


Doing this is my greatest talent, so done and done.


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Takoma1 wrote:
It's rare that I find myself being annoyed that people "didn't get it," but this movie really brings out that feeling in me.

One very clear corrction that I can offer for the spoiler commenter with the problem with the film's resolution:
the "disappeared guy" was obviously in the trunk of the car sunk into the quarry at the end, and this is not confusing if you consider the explicitly stated motive of the family to cover up the crimes committed against WWII-era Jews.


We can squabble over what consists of a "true horror film" or not, but when very basic exposition goes unnoticed, I get very skeptical.

Another reason why I would distrust random comments on Youtube or IMDb about this film is that it was targeted for exactly the kind of political controversy which that particular commentator had ignored, which is the implication of Polish complicity in the Holocaust. This has been a bitterly contentious issue for years, and this film directly hinges on it, and the film's audience rating on IMDb was sunk as a result. Just recently, a Polish law making it illegal to even suggest such complicity became an international issue. It's worth noting that this law was very popular among Poles. Some people are still quite sensitive about it.

All that aside, I would still admire the film for drawing a parallel between demonic possession and the kind of ethnic dispossession involved in this volatile piece of real estate.


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You were lucky... SHE'S NOT IN IT :P

Camilla Belle has had an unfortunate career, but she is not untalented.


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I also like this one pretty well. It seems weird how it's included in a lot of the kinds of exploitative horror films that it's making fun of.


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Aw man, I love Selma Blair. I almost watched the movie just because she was in it.

Oh my god. My mind is blown.
No joke, I have always thought Selma Blair starred in that film because of that poster.
Holy shit.


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Takoma1 wrote:

It's rare that I find myself being annoyed that people "didn't get it," but this movie really brings out that feeling in me.

The film isn't a random indie horror that's just throwing weird stuff at the screen and failing to follow through. It's pretty clearly about the way that families and communities attempt to bury the past (sometimes literally) and the moral complication of how that filters down to the next generation. If you make money seizing homes from people who were taken away by the Nazis, you're a bad person. But what if you're the kid of that person? How much of that blame do you carry? How do you make that right?

I think that the main reason that this movie gets so much flak is that it's wrongly marketed as being a horror film. While it does have horror elements, it's clearly a drama that's using a supernatural element to stand as an allegory for the themes it is exploring. To me it's very much like The Eclipse (not the Twilight one, the other one) in that regard.

If you tune into the notion of the intersection of past and present and take the horror piece as a catalyst, I think it's a beautifully shot, well acted film. The fact that this director will never make another movie is painful to me. The scene with the wedding dance where different characters are coming in and out of focus is one of my favorite shots of the last few years.


But.. but... there was no demon!!! :(


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In Leadville, Colorado, Captain Rhodes and his army seals off the town to contain an influenza-type epidemic. The locals are not allowed to leave the town and the Pine Valley Medical Center is crowded with sick people. Corporal Sarah Bowman was born and raised in Leadville and goes to her home with Private Bud Crain to visit her mother. Sarah finds that her mother is ill and takes her to the local hospital. However, the sick people suddenly transform in flesh eating, fast moving zombies which attack the non-infected humans. Sarah, Bud and Private Salazar get a jeep and head to the town exit to escape from the dead. But Sarah hears the voice of her brother, Trevor, on the radio and is compelled to go to the radio station where Trevor is hidden with his girlfriend Nina. The group of survivors drives to the isolated Nike missile site seeking shelter, where they discover an underground army base.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaIeBjwUoRw

any movie that has nick cannon in it is shitty - youtube
Im never gonna see a movie w nick canon.. - youtube
nick canon lol? - youtube
This was already a bad movie, then nick cannon shows up - youtube

lol i don't even know who nick cannon is? :D


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Seven morality-themed horror tales surround an eccentric person, who hacks into two millennials’ computer screens and forces them to watch short video examples that reveal the consequences of various immoral crimes. Each of the tales in this horror-comedy might seem over-the-top, but they put a horrifying and twisted spin on some of the important conflicts facing the society we live in today.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaIeBjwUoRw

Cheap, tacky, trashy fun... sounds like my ex ;)


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