For sure the Aquaman speech was written and directed by Joss.

srsly, mixing Snyder and Whedon was like oil and water visually. I'm a visual person I don't need dialog!

Ugh, I'm totally going to watch this again, aren't I

Dialogue is EVERYTHING.

What if I watch it again and for every minute of Whedor stuff there is another 10 minutes of Snyder/Terrio bullshit. I'm not convinced by the visual logic that I will uncover enough Whedon gems in order to form an infinity opinion re: this movie. It's not a Whedor movie, it's, like, 5% of one! It's the least Whedor WHedor movie ever! I might actually die if I do this

I'm a carpenter. I'm making a device so the seniors can fold their newsletters and tape the edge with just one easy lever. I'm also doing some minor graphic design work.

Scure, this is a contest you would excel at. Not throwing shade. You could crush.

http://adamcadre.ac/18lyttle.html

If I click that, will I discover I'm being burned

I feel burned via proximity by clicking that link. Shadier than those Russian links tbh

I knew it! I knew I was about to get burned if I click it! So I didn't!

It's "hella" funny so you should probably just embrace the flames here

I can't let my dreams be burned :_(

Dreams are bullshit, though.

Dreams are like phoenixes, Obscure, they rise from the ashes of severe burnage.

This is my entry into that contest

Well now I want to click, but I also don't..........

It's a contest for writing the worst opener to a novel. Srsly, it's hilarious

"Kyle was willing to do whatever it takes to become daddy's special little girl."

There.

omg, he did burn me!

"Tidal Accused Of Faking Hundreds Of Millions Of Plays For Kanye West And Beyoncé."

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I'm fond of "The girl with the vegan pork regarded me with eyes more kind than the nonviolence on her plate."

It's still gonna take the world by storm!

If only Spotify could get hit with some sort of scandal. Freggin music streaming, like, so much for my dreams!

Hundreds of millions is pretty extreme. THat amounts to, like, $5 streamer profit!!!

Streaming is a racket. Robert Mueller needs to drop a RICO charge on the whole "stinking" lot of them!

#SaveTheContent

Time to invest in some huuuuge CD cases amirite? Support your local pawn shops! Fill up boxes and boxes of content to shove in your attic!

Speaking of which, I'm just now listening to Kanye's "Lift Yourself". Mother of God. The way he hypes the verse is funnier than I had expected. Nobody told me he hyped the verse!

"What they don't really realize though...this next verse... this next verse though?... these BARS?... watch this shizizi... go"

You joke but Ice Cube is now connected to the Trump-Russia scandal.

"Lift Yourself" is more "America" than "This is America" by Childish Gambino

Link?

He recently sued the Qatari guy who allegedly bribed Mike Flynn.

For cereal, not intended as a burn.

You never hear about it but Juzo Itami's Marusa no onna 2 really has one of the best soundtracks of the '80s. Think Japanese Beverly Hills Cop.

I'll be checking this out, thanks

Kovich went out and replaced his cats with cuter smaller cats.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BixI27ZDRS3/

Alison Bree could kick my ass.

I liked Justice League. I only regret spending time here.

Fucking hell, Madman, get some new lines. Jesus.

Things I regret:

Nameless, I'm thinking of applying for the writer job listed on Valve's website. Don't try to stop me Smee. Try to stop me, Smee.

Oh, not again

I'm not holding you back this time!

Upload a resume?! Eff that!

Let's see what's on Netflix

Obscure.
Today's the day.

You mean like, get the job of writing the story to some grizzled, grimdark, modern bearded-hero game ala Dad Of War? Scure, what are you thinking?

And tonight's the night.

*waggles eyebrows suggestively*

"I reached for the bottle. I hadn't shaved in days. The aliens arrived at nightfall. I took a long drag and holstered my plasma rifle. I looked out the window and winced at the rubble I'd have to shuffle through. It was going to be a long day."

Good luck on getting the job.

Pretty powerful motivational posts, tbh

I mean today is the day New Girl ends.

But the good news is that Fox is replacing it with that conservative Tim Allen show.

Don't remind me.