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This is actually my 10th or so attempt to do a cover for this film.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 10:56 am
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Laaazy.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:27 pm
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I like both of those.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:32 pm
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Postery goodness!

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Beautiful. Your best work.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:23 pm
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My streak of non-art continues!

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:29 pm
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Can't wait for Criterion to announce a string of Tark's on blu.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:31 pm
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The Sacrifice cover is beautiful. The font on the Stalker one is kind of silly... but yet... something about it works for me. I really want to rewatch Mirror.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:32 pm
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Love those Tark covers.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:35 pm
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Thanks, people.

I forgot to post these as part of my cover rehab thingy.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:03 pm
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Huge improvement! :up:


Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:10 pm
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Beautiful Herzog cover. Beautiful film.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:21 pm
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The cartoon De Niro was totally jacked from this guy.

This in another inexplicable cover. They used a still image from a film 8 years in the future.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:59 pm
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Is Greetings any good?

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:02 pm
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If you like De Palma in general, then you'll like it. I think everybody here dislikes him.

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If you like De Palma in general, then you'll like it. I think everybody here dislikes him.

Nah, me, sinister and I think Brightside are fans of his stuff.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:22 pm
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Nah, me, sinister and I think Brightside are fans of his stuff.


I don't mind him.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:25 pm
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I love De Palma. Not his war and gangster crap though.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:30 pm
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Eh, could have been better. I'm not even sure why I bothered to save it.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:49 pm
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Robert De Niro was acting before he did Analyze This and Meet the Parents? I've got some catching up to do!!

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:21 pm
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Hey, Bye Bye Monkey. :heart:

Also, that Hi, Mom thing is a masterpiece and [imo] De Palma's best film. A sequel, of sorts, to Greetings, which I've not seen.

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Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:27 pm
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Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:34 am
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I like it.

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Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:29 am
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Thanks.

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Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:36 am
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It beats the hell out of the current one.

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Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:28 am
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Just slapped this together on Photobucket... I'm no imaging wizard and I didn't even bother to figure out what the proper dimensions are... but felt compelled to do this anyway:

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:54 am
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That is scary.

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:54 am
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Eh.

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Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:34 pm
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Cool. I like that film.

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Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:41 pm
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Credit goes to monsteroftheid for the vector that I was too lazy to make.

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Sat May 01, 2010 11:56 am
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Very nice. I just watched that this morning, actually. Excellent shot you selected for the cover there.

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Sat May 01, 2010 12:13 pm
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Neat, Genie.

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rhythm like.

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Sat May 01, 2010 12:18 pm
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Thank you. Here's more of my pilfering, this time for a film I haven't seen. The art was shamelessly stolen from Rhuda.

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Sat May 01, 2010 12:33 pm
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Pretty letters.

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Sat May 01, 2010 12:36 pm
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Eh. Image from LarmeStyx.

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I wish the text was better.

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Sat May 01, 2010 12:56 pm
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Nevsky > Ivan

but in the case of your covers...

Ivan > Nevsky

I actually like the lettering in the Nevsky one, though.

Oh, and just because... Potemkin > All

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Bumping this thread because it rules.

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Tue May 11, 2010 6:09 am
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Anybody ever done album art or other design?


Thu May 20, 2010 8:41 am
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Anybody ever done album art or other design?
Nope. It's considerably more difficult, I'd assume, because of the lack of visual information.

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Nope. It's considerably more difficult, I'd assume, because of the lack of visual information.


Yeah. I've tried album art a couple of times. Challenging.


Thu May 20, 2010 8:49 am
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Some old creations:

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Sun May 23, 2010 5:48 pm
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Dood. That cover for The Birds is aces.

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Sun May 23, 2010 5:48 pm
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With some better text, I would put that White Heat cover on par with any DVD cover I've ever seen. Really wonderfull stuff, Genie.

Love the Cool Hand Luke as well.


Sun May 23, 2010 5:54 pm
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That's Jedi, not Genie, you prick.

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Malina (Werner Schroeter | 1991 | Germany/Austria)*

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Sun May 23, 2010 5:59 pm
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That's Jedi, not Genie, you prick.

Genie posted the White Heat cover.


Sun May 23, 2010 6:20 pm
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Some of my recent attempts...

Using my own photos:

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Using a photo from the net:

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Once again, great work, QGG! :up: I hadn't seen the White Heat one yet, and it's a wonderful cover for one of my favorite movies!

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Some of my recent attempts...

Using my own photos:

Very nice.


Mon May 24, 2010 4:08 am
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I still like that photo for the Brick cover.

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Mon May 24, 2010 4:09 am
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Yeah, thanks - I had some doubts about that one, with the lettering being maybe a bit too bright, and wasn't entirely sure about the photo. I now realize it's one of my best pics, and I'll definitely use it for an exhibition I'm planning for next autumn.

Concerning the Photoshop: being quite the autodidactic one, I'm still learning new tricks every day - but I try to keep it simple. ;)

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Some new ones (with my own photos):

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