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Fake Criterion Covers

Post by BSB Soundsystem » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:34 pm

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Epistemophobia » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:35 pm

That second one is sweet.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Blevo » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:36 pm

Whoa, did you do that second one? I would snatch that up in a heartbeat (both for the quality of the film and the spiffy cover).
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Von Samuel » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:37 pm

Very nice.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by BSB Soundsystem » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:38 pm

Thanks. I did both practicing for the FCCC. I was planning on using them, but now that RT is in the pooper...
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Das » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:48 pm

I'mma try and make a new one today because this exists.

Older ones. Eh meh.

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Post by JediMoonShyne » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:49 pm

Nice covers, BSB.

Once The Corrierino has matured a little, I might try hosting the next FCCC here.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Stylo » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:15 pm

I need to start making 3D ones again. Eh.

Some very nice ones already.
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Post by Miche' » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:04 am

That'd be great...if 'Gattaca' were spelled correctly. :P

I adore the Love Exposure one.
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Post by BSB Soundsystem » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:22 am

Miche' wrote:That'd be great...if 'Gattaca' were spelled correctly. :P

I adore the Love Exposure one.
I don't know what you're talking about. :roll:
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Post by Moo » Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:10 am

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It's only just twigged in my head right now that "Gattaca" only uses those letters. Pretty smart, even if only chemistry nerds would get it. Though I doesn't use U. :( Disappoint.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Marv » Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:07 am

fuck i love these...keep up the great work.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Armin » Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:42 pm

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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:45 am

Eh.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Stylo » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:20 am

Fuck 3D. :/

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Post by MadMan » Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:22 pm

More!
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Post by JediMoonShyne » Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:17 pm

MadMan wrote:More!
I concur.
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Way cooler than Wil
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Post by MadMan » Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:56 pm

Not to be a hater or anything, but I think a different cover for A Serious Man would be better....regardless, I'd buy it if it ever came to Criterion.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

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I'm not as good as you guys

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Post by Fist » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:48 pm

Awesome, Jedi.
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Philosophe rouge wrote:I'm not as good as you guys

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Rouge, that really sucks. Seriously, why even bother?
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Philosophe rouge » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:57 pm

Von Samuel wrote:
Rouge, that really sucks. Seriously, why even bother?
You try and do better, photoshop is hard.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Von Samuel » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:58 pm

Philosophe rouge wrote: You try and do better, photoshop is hard.
I've never done anything in photoshop, and I think I can do better.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Philosophe rouge » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:59 pm

Von Samuel wrote:
I've never done anything in photoshop, and I think I can do better.
I smell a challenge.
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Post by Von Samuel » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:00 pm

Philosophe rouge wrote: I smell a challenge.
I can do better with finger paints than what you did with photoshop.
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Post by Captain Oats » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:02 pm

I fancy making my first cover in a long time in an attempt to cheer myself up.

...

Does anyone have a template handy? I can't find mine. :/
Not a 3D one. I don't like those.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Philosophe rouge » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:04 pm

Von Samuel wrote:
I can do better with finger paints than what you did with photoshop.
I don't mean to be rude, but I think you suffer from mild delusions.
Everything around me is evaporating. My whole life, my memories, my imagination and its contents, my personality - it's all evaporating. I continuously feel that I was someone else, that I felt something else, that I thought something else. What I'm attending here is a show with another set. And the show I'm attending is myself. Fernando Pessoa

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Von Samuel » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:05 pm

Philosophe rouge wrote: I don't mean to be rude, but I think you suffer from mild delusions.
Kind of like the delusions you had in thinking that fake Criterion was any good?
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Captain Oats » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:06 pm

Just fuck already.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

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Von Samuel wrote:
Kind of like the delusions you had in thinking that fake Criterion was any good?
IT was about the concept James, it's a good concept.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Philosophe rouge » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:07 pm

Spengler wrote:Just fuck already.
Want to watch?
Everything around me is evaporating. My whole life, my memories, my imagination and its contents, my personality - it's all evaporating. I continuously feel that I was someone else, that I felt something else, that I thought something else. What I'm attending here is a show with another set. And the show I'm attending is myself. Fernando Pessoa

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Philosophe rouge wrote: Want to watch?
More than anything in the world.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Von Samuel » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:11 pm

Philosophe rouge wrote: IT was about the concept James, it's a good concept.
Oh I get it, what a shitty concept.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Philosophe rouge » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:12 pm

Von Samuel wrote:
Oh I get it, what a shitty concept.
Look at it, bloody letters, BLOOD, lacy lace, LACE. BLOOD AND LACE. Did you the hammer? OMG how can you not see it.
Everything around me is evaporating. My whole life, my memories, my imagination and its contents, my personality - it's all evaporating. I continuously feel that I was someone else, that I felt something else, that I thought something else. What I'm attending here is a show with another set. And the show I'm attending is myself. Fernando Pessoa

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Von Samuel » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:22 pm

Philosophe rouge wrote: Look at it, bloody letters, BLOOD, lacy lace, LACE. BLOOD AND LACE. Did you the hammer? OMG how can you not see it.
You suck.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Philosophe rouge » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:23 pm

Von Samuel wrote: You suck.
That was uncalled for.
Everything around me is evaporating. My whole life, my memories, my imagination and its contents, my personality - it's all evaporating. I continuously feel that I was someone else, that I felt something else, that I thought something else. What I'm attending here is a show with another set. And the show I'm attending is myself. Fernando Pessoa

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Post by JediMoonShyne » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:35 pm

Lotta tension in here.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Sonechka » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:36 pm

JediMoonShyne wrote:Lotta tension in here.
I was enjoying the show.
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Post by Captain Oats » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:36 pm

JediMoonShyne wrote:Lotta tension in here.
Give me your templates.
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Post by JediMoonShyne » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:41 pm

Spengler wrote:Give me your templates.
What's it worth to you?
Sonechka wrote:I was enjoying the show.
So... you have a vagina?
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