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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by B-Side » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:45 pm

Mod Hip wrote:Well shit, that's a hell of a lot better than my Windows Paint abomination that I think about made Trip lose his vegemite.
That's the real cover. Pretty hideous.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Fist » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:49 pm

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These two aren't bad.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by B-Side » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:52 pm

Love the Insignificance cover. I like original art, so that other one is growing on me.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Trip » Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:47 am

Blevo wrote:My first attempt at one of these. Please excuse how poor it is, I whipped it up in Paint on a Windows 3.11 for Workgroups PC:
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Mod Hip » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:19 am

Brightside wrote: That's the real cover.
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Post by JediMoonShyne » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:24 am

Blevo wrote:My first attempt at one of these. Please excuse how poor it is, I whipped it up in Paint on a Windows 3.11 for Workgroups PC:
:P

What's with the black and yellow "C", though?
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Blevo » Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:05 pm

JediMoonShyne wrote: :P

What's with the black and yellow "C", though?
It's really quite simple. You see, I have a thirteen year old's understanding of aesthetics.
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Post by Hank » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:36 am

Blevo wrote:
It's really quite simple. You see, I have a thirteen year old's understanding of aesthetics.
Hey... I teach 13 year old kids art. They know better. :P
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Das » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:07 am

I get what they were going for, and they were actually ALMOST successful, it's just, the black and yellow strips on the bottom are such poor design, without them, the cover is actually rather nicely balanced, insofar as the color doesn't completely overpower the design.
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Post by MadMan » Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:17 pm

Sweetness. Bava deserves a Criterion release sooner, not later.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Das » Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:31 pm

Anyone still have the template for these lying around?

I feel like I want to do one now..
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by BSB Soundsystem » Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:44 am

I don't particularly like this one, but whatevs

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Trip » Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:06 am

not bad at all
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Post by Epistemophobia » Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:11 am

I'd buy it.
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Post by Gort » Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:37 am

Yeah, it's nice, BSB.
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Post by MadMan » Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:06 pm

Pretty cool, man.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Knubtastic » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:51 am

I've made some, five of which fit in standard Criterion BD cases. The last four below were re-blogged by Fake Criterion.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (full cover incomplete): http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv69 ... 00edit.jpg
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8317/ootpfinalfull.jpg
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/8139 ... alfull.jpg
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3693 ... alfull.jpg
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2: http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8273/dh2finalfull.jpg

These Carlos covers are printed and ready to be put to use when I buy the cases.

Carlos Disc 1: http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/625/ ... inalgr.jpg
Carlos Disc 2: http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4333 ... inalwh.jpg

In cases from other releases in my BD collection:

Disc 1: http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv69 ... review.jpg
Disc 2: http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv69 ... review.jpg

I whipped this up about an hour ago:

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Knubtastic » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:58 pm

I am working with this one for now, to see how it will turn out as a full cover, front and back with synopsis and everything.

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Post by MadMan » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:57 am

I prefer the gray and white one, as its a bit more simplistic. Still cool work, dude.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Knubtastic » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:21 am

MadMan wrote:I prefer the gray and white one, as its a bit more simplistic. Still cool work, dude.
Thanks. I like that one too, but the second one is growing on me as I add more to it. Here's an extension.

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I'm really, really proud of my Potter covers, even more so than what I did for Carlos, of which those were my first attempts. The first one, the red and black one, took about 16 hours total because I kept trying new things. The Potter covers became easier with time.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Knubtastic » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:13 pm

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Post by Epistemophobia » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:26 pm

I love the Zodiac one.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by BSB Soundsystem » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:51 pm

Was thinking about this on blu earlier.

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Post by MadMan » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:30 pm

That reminds me that I need to buy George Washington on Criterion at some point. Truly a fantastic movie. Your cover represents the simplistic feel of that movie, BSB.
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Post by Derninan » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:23 pm

Oh, how I love this thread. More more MOAR
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Post by Knubtastic » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:18 pm

Derninan wrote:Oh, how I love this thread. More more MOAR
Back when I rewatched FIncher's filmography during the summer, I made this. It's sort of an homage to the Eclipse series.

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Here's another:

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by BSB Soundsystem » Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:48 pm

I was looking back through this thread and I saw several posts requesting more covers and activity. If there were occasional challenges in this thread (like covers for shorts collections or documentaries), would people participate in them? Hopefully this would prompt formerly active members of this thread to create something, as well as new-comers.
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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:58 am

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by BSB Soundsystem » Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:12 am

Quite-Gone Genie wrote:I hate challenges (because I never win them).
A prompt was more what I meant.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by withjoshandcharles » Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:23 pm

I just came across this forum while wandering around online and thought, why not register for a forum and bump up some super old thread just to post some things I made.

My friend and I have a movie podcast, and a part of that is making fake criterion covers for each of the movies that we watch. I was thinking of sharing them in this thread after each episode, and maybe get some of you guys back into making them. Who knows.

Though it seems the img tag is not available for new users (or I have not found a place to turn it on), so for now you can check out the entire back catalog of The Charlesterion Collection here. And if any of you can help out with turning on img, then I can just post them right in here in the future.

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Stu » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:01 pm

:shock: Good work there, Josh! I particularly liked the cover for Black Mass; such an underrated movie, you know?
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