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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Fri May 28, 2010 1:44 am

That photo for Dracula is very spooky.

We do happen to have a regular Photography thread if you're interested: http://corrierino.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=22
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Post by Sonechka » Fri May 28, 2010 1:46 am

Quite-Gone Genie wrote:That photo for Dracula is very spooky.

We do happen to have a regular Photography thread if you're interested: http://corrierino.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=22
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Fri May 28, 2010 1:48 am

Sonechka wrote: I like how your helpful mod role is so ingrained it just kicks in automatically :P
Blah, now I look like a softie. :P

Thanks.
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Post by Rick Brands » Fri May 28, 2010 12:02 pm

Thanks for the tip, Quite-Gone Genie! Yes, I realize my photography has been getting better lately - for some reason, ever since my best lens broke and I've stopped making portraits and concert pics, taking still-life photos instead. But I think I'm not quite as good as the photographers on that forum (yet - wishful thinking ;) ), so I'll keep collecting good pics for a while before posting them there.
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Post by BSB Soundsystem » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:10 am

I haven't posted anything in a while. Eh.

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:59 am

Somebody needs to come up with a cover for The Thin Red Line. Dooo it.
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Post by JediMoonShyne » Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:52 am

Quite-Gone Genie wrote:Somebody needs to come up with a cover for The Thin Red Line. Dooo it.
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Post by Trip » Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:04 am

I was going to do that earlier, Jedi :P
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Post by JediMoonShyne » Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:06 am

Trip wrote:I was going to do that earlier, Jedi :P
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JediMoonShyne wrote: We're so funny.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:14 pm

Oh ho ho, very funny. I've tried a few times, but haven't been able to come up with anything fitting.
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Post by the conformist » Sat Jun 19, 2010 9:28 am

I've never (may have missed one) seen a good/appropriate one for Y tu mama tambien. I like film and I'm writing a lengthy review right now so I'd just like to see one out of curiosity I guess.
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Post by Rick Brands » Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:57 pm

Went simple for this one, meant for a Back to the Future trilogy box:

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Post by Rick Brands » Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:54 pm

the conformist wrote:I've never (may have missed one) seen a good/appropriate one for Y tu mama tambien. I like film and I'm writing a lengthy review right now so I'd just like to see one out of curiosity I guess.
I put together a full box, let me know if you like it:

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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:26 pm

Now that the actual cover is out, I feel like posting the half-baked one I made last month.

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If you look closely you can see the mediocrity.
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Post by Mod Hip » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:24 am

Definitely not your best cover but I'm inclined due to the actual cover's fug to say I prefer yours.
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Post by ribbon » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:25 am

Mod Hip wrote:Definitely not your best cover but I'm inclined due to the actual cover's fug to say I prefer yours.
Really? I quite like the actual cover.
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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:11 am

Eh, it didn't come out like I had envisioned it. But hey, it's slightly better than the actual cover!

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Post by plain » Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:27 am

getrhythm wrote:
Really? I quite like the actual cover.
I like it also.
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Post by the conformist » Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:20 am

Rick Brands wrote:
I put together a full box, let me know if you like it:

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This is very cool. I'm sorry I didn't notice it until now. :up:
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Post by Stylo » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:08 am

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Two films I haven't seen.
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Post by B-Side » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:08 am

I like the bottom one.
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Post by Mod Hip » Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:14 pm

I've been meaning to see The Spook Who Sat by the Door.

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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:35 am

I probably wasted a little too much time on such mediocre work.

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They'll probably go with some kind of trendy page curl or literal path design. Meh.
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Post by Mod Hip » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:45 am

Is it wrong to say those are awesome just because I love the movie? Really, it's hard to judge the quality of those covers because they're not bad by any means whatsoever... but the awesomeness of the film just skews my... I lost my train of thought... what?
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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:46 am

Mod Hip wrote:Is it wrong to say those are awesome just because I love the movie? Really, it's hard to judge the quality of those covers because they're not bad by any means whatsoever... but the awesomeness of the film just skews my... I lost my train of thought... what?
It's okay, I know they suck.
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Post by ribbon » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:54 am

I think they're pretty fantastic, actually.
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Post by Mod Hip » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:54 am

Quite-Gone Genie wrote:It's okay, I know they suck.
Better than this: http://corrierino.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... 36#p104336
(i was looking for my silly Parnassus cover but found that first and... it makes me laugh so...)
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Post by LEAVES » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:55 am

I can never tell if Genie is fishing for complements or joking.
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That's excellent, eternity.
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Quite-Gone Genie wrote:Image
I like it.
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Post by Frogtown » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:06 am

Love the Red Lantern one, Genie.
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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:07 am

Frogtown wrote:Love the Red Lantern one, Genie.
Thanks. I like BSB's work.
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Quite-Gone Genie wrote:Thanks. I like BSB's work.
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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:03 pm

Blah, none of mine made it. It's almost as if I should make better covers or something.
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Post by Captain Oats » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:51 pm

I remember that The Shining one from the original RT thread.
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Post by Trip » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:10 am

Some of those are superb. If only Criterion were as good these days.
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Post by Mod Hip » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:22 am

The Killing's may be my favorite of the bunch.

But then, I'm the guy who thinks the new Antichrist cover is pants.
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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:23 am

Your favourite type.
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Post by Bandy Greensacks » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:30 am

It's not great, and it needs something to the left of the text, but:

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Post by Sammael » Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:39 am

A feel inclined to tell you folk that you're kind of brilliant.
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You would have that shirt.
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Post by Trip » Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:47 am

That's not my photo.
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Post by ribbon » Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:47 am

But you would have it. You know, if you had it.
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I'm not denying that.
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