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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:56 pm

More covers please.
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Post by Trip » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:02 pm

These aren't fake, but they were just released:

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:10 pm

Heh, I like the Monopoly look for The King of Marvin Gardens.
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Post by Das » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:49 pm

The Easy Rider cover looks great.
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I'm more disappointed than I thought I would be. At least you can see what I was attempting to do.
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Post by JediMoonShyne » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:51 am

Someone's been stealing fonts!

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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:53 am

Heh, I guess it is the same. I also used it for the Angelopoulos covers a long while back.
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They're decent. But your Theo ones were special.
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Trip wrote:They're decent. But your Theo ones were special.
Yeah, depressing.
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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:58 am

I never posted this one.

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Nice.
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Post by Rdog » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:03 am

I've never seen that film but that is a gorgeous cover.
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Post by JediMoonShyne » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:26 am

Quite-Gone Genie wrote:Heh, I guess it is the same. I also used it for the Angelopoulos covers a long while back.
That's what I mean. He stole from you, the fucker.
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:28 am

JediMoonShyne wrote: That's what I mean. He stole from you, the fucker.
Well it is a fairly popular typeface.
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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:09 am

Eh, lazy.

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Quick one.

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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:21 pm

Well that's certainly stylish.
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Thanks.

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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:15 am

It could have been worse.

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Post by B-Side » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:16 am

I'd just like to reiterate my love for those Angelopoulos covers.
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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:21 am

Brightside wrote:I'd just like to reiterate my love for those Angelopoulos covers.
Thank you. :)
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Post by BSB Soundsystem » Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:33 am

I like that, Genie. It seems kind of out of your comfort zone (not that I would know).
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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:06 am

A sloppy one.

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Post by MadMan » Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:38 pm

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Really creepy. I like it, although I wonder who's face that is.
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Fantastic. Considering that Cox's Walker is already a Criterion release, I would love it if Repo Man was added to the collection.
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Post by BSB Soundsystem » Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:59 pm

MadMan wrote:Really creepy. I like it, although I wonder who's face that is.
Olivia Hussey.
The original screencap:

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Oh. Man she was lovely back in the day.
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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:11 am

More genericness.

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I prefer the second cover over the real one.
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Post by Sinister » Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:40 am

Genie does it better AND -of course- faster. :D
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Post by JediMoonShyne » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:17 am

I don't know about you, but I feel inspired.
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JediMoonShyne wrote:I don't know about you, but I feel inspired.
Prove it.

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Awesome.
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Post by Rdog » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:06 am

:heart:

I'd love to see a Criterion of that.
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BSB Soundsystem wrote:Prove it.
How's this?

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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:27 am

I was playing around with their cover and found where they had cheated. Those cheaters. The rectangle behind the text is not in the original source image.

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JediMoonShyne wrote: How's this?
Gewd.
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Post by Trip » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:43 am

Rdog wrote::heart:

I'd love to see a Criterion of that.
It's likely.

Certified Copy is getting one.
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Quite-Gone Genie wrote:I was playing around with their cover and found where they had cheated. Those cheaters. The rectangle behind the text is not in the original source image.

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Regardless, its really a great cover. Haven't sen the movie, though.

And QGG your Repo Men cover isn't showing up anymore.
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Post by JediMoonShyne » Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:30 am

BSB Soundsystem wrote:
Gewd.
Even if it doesn't fit on my screen.
Better?
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JediMoonShyne wrote: Better?
Yuh. Make more!
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Trip wrote: It's likely.

Certified Copy is getting one.
Greatness. I'd buy both of them.
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Post by Ekinflog » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:10 pm

Nice cover, I dig all the different font styles.
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Sweet. Too bad I'm not a big fan of that movie....
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MadMan wrote:Sweet. Too bad I'm not a big fan of that movie....
Too bad indeed.
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Post by MadMan » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:09 pm

I'm willing to give it another shot. Its the only one of the expressionists films that I've viewed that I don't particularly care for.
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Post by Blevo » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:25 pm

My first attempt at one of these. Please excuse how poor it is, I whipped it up in Paint on a Windows 3.11 for Workgroups PC:

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

Post by Mod Hip » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:27 pm

Well shit, that's a hell of a lot better than my Windows Paint abomination that I think about made Trip lose his vegemite.
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