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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Mon Sep 26, 2016 3:05 pm

The Nameless One wrote:Does anyone here know what "confident without being a dick" means?
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Post by Colonel Kurz » Mon Sep 26, 2016 3:29 pm

The strong, silent type.
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Post by The Nameless One » Mon Sep 26, 2016 3:51 pm

Soooo... not Steve Buscemi?
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Post by The Nameless One » Mon Sep 26, 2016 3:52 pm

I can do not Steve Buscemi... unfortunately
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Post by Stu » Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:19 pm

Colonel Kurz wrote:The strong, silent type.
That was an American. He wasn't in touch with his feelings, he just did what he had to do. See, what they didn't know was once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings, that they wouldn't be able to shut him up, and then it's dysfunction this, and dysfunction that, and dysfunction vaffancul!
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Post by The Nameless One » Sun Oct 09, 2016 1:25 am

I started my new OKC profile with one purpose in mind: See if me, a pasty mid 20s dude, can inspire the first message from one of the numerous female suitors who turned themselves into anime.

Well, I changed my profile pic to Griffith from the anime Berserk and said "msg if you wanna watch Bible Black w/me". Score! Not only did I get a message but it was from a Sailor Moon cosplayer!..

...Her: "Hey :)"

"What are you doing right now?"

Me: "I'm on the internet and I'm doing things"...

...Aaaaaaand that caps off my OKC internet dating adventure. According to my question graph I am spiritual, extremely unwholesome, sex-driven, less adventurous, more drug-friendly, more confident, yadda yadda yadda. Overall, I gotta hear, see, and most importantly, smell you (yes, let us try to engage each other's pheromones over the internet). Otherwise, it's just a buncha binary and thot
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Post by ledfloyd » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:34 pm

A girl I used to work with is apparently telling people I'm her ex-boyfriend. We've never fucking dated. I've never had any interest in her whatsoever. I don't know what to do with this.
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Post by The Nameless One » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:53 pm

ledfloyd wrote:A girl I used to work with is apparently telling people I'm her ex-boyfriend. We've never fucking dated. I've never had any interest in her whatsoever. I don't know what to do with this.
Ask her for her phone number
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Post by wigwam » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:19 am

Rekindle the romance
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Post by The Guy in the Trenchcoat » Tue Oct 18, 2016 3:26 am

ledfloyd wrote:A girl I used to work with is apparently telling people I'm her ex-boyfriend. We've never fucking dated. I've never had any interest in her whatsoever. I don't know what to do with this.
A girl in junior high said that about me. A couple years she came out as a lesbian and a couple years later, senior year of high school, she was pregnant by someone and, in retrospect, seemed to be perpetually high. I'm not sure what was going on with her but there was a lot of it.
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Post by The Nameless One » Tue Oct 18, 2016 3:32 am

It's like saying I would and I wouldn't date you at the same time
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Post by The Guy in the Trenchcoat » Sat Oct 22, 2016 5:17 am

Because of reddit, I just googled "Do ladies like to be squished?" Apparently, yes, some ladies like to be squished.
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Post by Zambiayum » Mon Nov 07, 2016 5:52 am

Thanks for sharing.
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Post by allinator » Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:52 am

I've given up on relationships, healthy or unhealthy, sane or insane. So......
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Post by The Nameless One » Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:53 am

allinator wrote:I've given up on relationships, healthy or unhealthy, sane or insane. So......
......time to hit up craigslist for some NSA PnP
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Post by allinator » Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:56 am

I don't know what that is, but I was on CL today to check to see if they are really paying Trump protestors. Instead I found an ad for an opportunity for extra work during Thanksgiving and the event was to take place AT a Trump owned place. :shifty:
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Post by allinator » Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:57 am

And by giving up on relationships, I mean I don't want to see or interact with people, so ...
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Post by The Guy in the Trenchcoat » Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:13 am

I sent a girl a message on Okcupid and I didn't hate myself when she didn't respond. Progress.
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Post by Obscure » Wed Nov 16, 2016 2:10 am

allinator wrote:And by giving up on relationships, I mean I don't want to see or interact with people, so ...
You get used to it after a couple years
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Post by allinator » Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:42 pm

Obscure, no, I haven't gotten used to it. I'm an agoraphobic. I don't want to see people or go out. I just want to watch Netflix and not go to work or go outside and have my groceries delivered to me. I don't want to see or hear people or have relationships.
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Post by Ace » Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:48 pm

What if you could have your relationships delivered to you? :p
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Post by allinator » Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:54 pm

No, I have given up on people. I think they're selfish and they'll only hurt me, so in accordance with my first recent statement, I am just done with relationships. And that may or may not have anything to do w/my agoraphobia.
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Post by The Nameless One » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:11 am

allinator wrote:Obscure, no, I haven't gotten used to it. I'm an agoraphobic. I don't want to see people or go out. I just want to watch Netflix and not go to work or go outside and have my groceries delivered to me. I don't want to see or hear people or have relationships.
Ah, a "Hikikomori". Is "Welcome to the NHK" still on Netflix? I feel ya, and I recommend watching that.
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Post by allinator » Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:32 pm

Great. The problem is I do go out in society, but it would be great to withdraw and not have to deal with the BS. Thanks for the wiki link and the info on the series.
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Post by Joss Whedon » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:35 am

allinator wrote:Great. The problem is I do go out in society, but it would be great to withdraw and not have to deal with the BS. Thanks for the wiki link and the info on the series.
I stopped dealing with society once I learned that I'm kind of a failure at it.
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Post by The Nameless One » Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:00 pm

Relationship advice

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Post by Obscure » Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:04 am

Is that Johnny Depp.
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Post by The Nameless One » Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:30 am

Obscure wrote:Is that Johnny Depp.
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Post by Joss Whedon » Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:32 am

I have to be bi at this point because 90's Johnny Depp is unbelievably hot.
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Post by Quite-Gone Genie » Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:37 am

Come here, Ally, I'll make you feel better.
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Genie has a proven track record of making people fell better. He can be vouched for.
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Post by The Last Baron » Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:47 am

Upon further thought, I think I might be gay. How much will Moonlight change my life?
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Post by The Guy in the Trenchcoat » Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:48 am

Has anyone ever sent anyone a pm on any of the various dating subreddits? A friend of a friend recently did just that.

That person is me.
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Post by Evil Prevails » Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:05 am

My eventual wife sent me one on Rotten Tomatoes. That prolly doesn't count.
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Post by MuntyJay » Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:52 pm

m last sex was horrible, i was drunk and almost didn't remember anything
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Post by undinum » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:14 am

too bad about the almost
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Post by LadyStranger » Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:31 pm

The Nameless One wrote:Relationship advice
lol it can be that easy sometimes.


I have a date this week with a guy who has an oral fixation. Considering the oral disappointments I've encountered previously, as long as he's not a creep... dis gon be good.
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Post by Ace » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:22 pm

I expect a full oral report.
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Post by LadyStranger » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:45 am

Ace wrote:I expect a full oral report.
report is he was awesome but I didn't even come close to s his d
but I sooooo would
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Post by undinum » Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:43 am

A stunningly beautiful clerk at my neighbourhood dispensary gave me at least two grams for the price of one. I didn't notice till I got home. But how do you flirt in a packed pot dispensary? But you can't not try
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Post by undinum » Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:44 am

She was stoned
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Post by topherH » Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:39 am

When you miss your Ex, but the free personal time is so awesome.
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