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Post by Oxnard Montalvo » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:30 pm

13 ideas for Tarantino's 10th movie

1. one of his genre homages but in outer space
2. a Dirty Harry remake
3. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake
4. A Pulp Fiction sequel about Jules Winfield's life as a spiritual wanderer
5. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake but as a horror movie. and then later the women do a revenge
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Re: Baker's Dozen Game

Post by Popcorn Reviews » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:35 pm

13 ideas for Tarantino's 10th movie

1. one of his genre homages but in outer space
2. a Dirty Harry remake
3. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake
4. A Pulp Fiction sequel about Jules Winfield's life as a spiritual wanderer
5. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake but as a horror movie. and then later the women do a revenge
6. A Frozen remake with as much blood and gore as the R rating will allow
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Post by Oxnard Montalvo » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:44 pm

13 ideas for Tarantino's 10th movie

1. one of his genre homages but in outer space
2. a Dirty Harry remake
3. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake
4. A Pulp Fiction sequel about Jules Winfield's life as a spiritual wanderer
5. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake but as a horror movie. and then later the women do a revenge
6. A Frozen remake with as much blood and gore as the R rating will allow
7. something involving a Tarantino-esque filmmaker in a Cat in the Brain scenario. and the filmmaker character is played by either Walton Goggins or Steve Buscemi.

I know he's saying he wants to do a horror movie.
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Re: Baker's Dozen Game

Post by Patrick McGroin » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:49 pm

13 ideas for Tarantino's 10th movie

1. one of his genre homages but in outer space
2. a Dirty Harry remake
3. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake
4. A Pulp Fiction sequel about Jules Winfield's life as a spiritual wanderer
5. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake but as a horror movie. and then later the women do a revenge
6. A Frozen remake with as much blood and gore as the R rating will allow
7. something involving a Tarantino-esque filmmaker in a Cat in the Brain scenario. and the filmmaker character is played by either Walton Goggins or Steve Buscemi.
8. A live action remake of The Triplets of Belleville. (Let's see what you can do with that you garrulous twat)
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Re: Baker's Dozen Game

Post by Popcorn Reviews » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:56 pm

13 ideas for Tarantino's 10th movie

1. one of his genre homages but in outer space
2. a Dirty Harry remake
3. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake
4. A Pulp Fiction sequel about Jules Winfield's life as a spiritual wanderer
5. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake but as a horror movie. and then later the women do a revenge
6. A Frozen remake with as much blood and gore as the R rating will allow
7. something involving a Tarantino-esque filmmaker in a Cat in the Brain scenario. and the filmmaker character is played by either Walton Goggins or Steve Buscemi.
8. A live action remake of The Triplets of Belleville. (Let's see what you can do with that you garrulous twat)
9. Have him direct the upcoming Cats film (with the same cat costumes) to see if he can save it
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Post by Thief » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:56 pm

13 ideas for Tarantino's 10th movie

1. one of his genre homages but in outer space
2. a Dirty Harry remake
3. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake
4. A Pulp Fiction sequel about Jules Winfield's life as a spiritual wanderer
5. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake but as a horror movie. and then later the women do a revenge
6. A Frozen remake with as much blood and gore as the R rating will allow
7. something involving a Tarantino-esque filmmaker in a Cat in the Brain scenario. and the filmmaker character is played by either Walton Goggins or Steve Buscemi.
8. A live action remake of The Triplets of Belleville. (Let's see what you can do with that you garrulous twat)
9. Kill Bill Vol. 3
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Post by John Dumbear » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:35 pm

13 ideas for Tarantino's 10th movie

1. one of his genre homages but in outer space
2. a Dirty Harry remake
3. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake
4. A Pulp Fiction sequel about Jules Winfield's life as a spiritual wanderer
5. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake but as a horror movie. and then later the women do a revenge
6. A Frozen remake with as much blood and gore as the R rating will allow
7. something involving a Tarantino-esque filmmaker in a Cat in the Brain scenario. and the filmmaker character is played by either Walton Goggins or Steve Buscemi.
8. A live action remake of The Triplets of Belleville. (Let's see what you can do with that you garrulous twat)
9. Kill Bill Vol.
10. Tarantino's interpretation of a Spike Lee parody of Scorsese.
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Post by Death Proof » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:41 pm

13 ideas for Tarantino's 10th movie

1. one of his genre homages but in outer space
2. a Dirty Harry remake
3. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake
4. A Pulp Fiction sequel about Jules Winfield's life as a spiritual wanderer
5. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake but as a horror movie. and then later the women do a revenge
6. A Frozen remake with as much blood and gore as the R rating will allow
7. something involving a Tarantino-esque filmmaker in a Cat in the Brain scenario. and the filmmaker character is played by either Walton Goggins or Steve Buscemi.
8. A live action remake of The Triplets of Belleville. (Let's see what you can do with that you garrulous twat)
9. Kill Bill Vol.
10. Tarantino's interpretation of a Spike Lee parody of Scorsese.
11. Homage to Russ Meyer big titty movies

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Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
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Re: Baker's Dozen Game

Post by Popcorn Reviews » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:43 pm

13 ideas for Tarantino's 10th movie

1. one of his genre homages but in outer space
2. a Dirty Harry remake
3. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake
4. A Pulp Fiction sequel about Jules Winfield's life as a spiritual wanderer
5. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake but as a horror movie. and then later the women do a revenge
6. A Frozen remake with as much blood and gore as the R rating will allow
7. something involving a Tarantino-esque filmmaker in a Cat in the Brain scenario. and the filmmaker character is played by either Walton Goggins or Steve Buscemi.
8. A live action remake of The Triplets of Belleville. (Let's see what you can do with that you garrulous twat)
9. Kill Bill Vol.
10. Tarantino's interpretation of a Spike Lee parody of Scorsese.
11. Homage to Russ Meyer big titty movies
12. Have him direct the upcoming Cats film (with the same cat costumes) to see if he can save it
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Re: Baker's Dozen Game

Post by Torgo » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:58 pm

13 ideas for Tarantino's 10th movie

1. one of his genre homages but in outer space
2. a Dirty Harry remake
3. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake
4. A Pulp Fiction sequel about Jules Winfield's life as a spiritual wanderer
5. a Pretty Maids All in a Row remake but as a horror movie. and then later the women do a revenge
6. A Frozen remake with as much blood and gore as the R rating will allow
7. something involving a Tarantino-esque filmmaker in a Cat in the Brain scenario. and the filmmaker character is played by either Walton Goggins or Steve Buscemi.
8. A live action remake of The Triplets of Belleville. (Let's see what you can do with that you garrulous twat)
9. Kill Bill Vol.
10. Tarantino's interpretation of a Spike Lee parody of Scorsese.
11. Homage to Russ Meyer big titty movies
12. Have him direct the upcoming Cats film (with the same cat costumes) to see if he can save it
13. An adaptation of Dan Simmons' hard-boiled detective Kurtz novels

On that note...
13 novels that should have movie adaptations and the best living director for the job

1. Afraid by Jack Kilborn directed by Gareth Evans
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Post by Wooley » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:00 pm

13 novels that should have movie adaptations and the best living director for the job

1. Afraid by Jack Kilborn directed by Gareth Evans
2. Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke directed by Darren Aronofsky (I would also accept Innaritu, Cuaron, or possibly Malick for this).
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Post by A Fake Account » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:44 am

13 novels that should have movie adaptations and the best living director for the job

1. Afraid by Jack Kilborn directed by Gareth Evans
2. Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke directed by Darren Aronofsky (I would also accept Innaritu, Cuaron, or possibly Malick for this).
3. The Secret History by Donna Tartt directed by Whit Stillman
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Re: Baker's Dozen Game

Post by Death Proof » Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:06 pm

13 novels that should have movie adaptations and the best living director for the job

1. Afraid by Jack Kilborn directed by Gareth Evans
2. Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke directed by Darren Aronofsky (I would also accept Innaritu, Cuaron, or possibly Malick for this).
3. The Secret History by Donna Tartt directed by Whit Stillman
4. The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub directed by Guillermo del Toro

Shepherds we shall be, for thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
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Post by Oxnard Montalvo » Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:07 pm

13 novels that should have movie adaptations and the best living director for the job

1. Afraid by Jack Kilborn directed by Gareth Evans
2. Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke directed by Darren Aronofsky (I would also accept Innaritu, Cuaron, or possibly Malick for this).
3. The Secret History by Donna Tartt directed by Whit Stillman
4. The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub directed by Guillermo del Toro
5. The Sheep Look Up by John Brunner directed by Lynne Ramsay
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Post by Torgo » Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:03 pm

13 novels that should have movie adaptations and the best living director for the job

1. Afraid by Jack Kilborn directed by Gareth Evans
2. Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke directed by Darren Aronofsky (I would also accept Innaritu, Cuaron, or possibly Malick for this).
3. The Secret History by Donna Tartt directed by Whit Stillman
4. The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub directed by Guillermo del Toro
5. The Sheep Look Up by John Brunner directed by Lynne Ramsay
6. The Forever War by Joe Haldeman directed by Christopher Nolan
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Post by Oxnard Montalvo » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:05 am

13 novels that should have movie adaptations and the best living director for the job

1. Afraid by Jack Kilborn directed by Gareth Evans
2. Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke directed by Darren Aronofsky (I would also accept Innaritu, Cuaron, or possibly Malick for this).
3. The Secret History by Donna Tartt directed by Whit Stillman
4. The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub directed by Guillermo del Toro
5. The Sheep Look Up by John Brunner directed by Lynne Ramsay
6. The Forever War by Joe Haldeman directed by Christopher Nolan
7. Dark Money: The Hidden History of the Billionaires Behind the Rise of the Radical Right by Jane Mayer directed by Boots Riley
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Post by Torgo » Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:34 pm

13 novels that should have movie adaptations and the best living director for the job

1. Afraid by Jack Kilborn directed by Gareth Evans
2. Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke directed by Darren Aronofsky (I would also accept Innaritu, Cuaron, or possibly Malick for this).
3. The Secret History by Donna Tartt directed by Whit Stillman
4. The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub directed by Guillermo del Toro
5. The Sheep Look Up by John Brunner directed by Lynne Ramsay
6. The Forever War by Joe Haldeman directed by Christopher Nolan
7. Dark Money: The Hidden History of the Billionaires Behind the Rise of the Radical Right by Jane Mayer directed by Boots Riley
8. The Bloodsucking Fiends series by Christopher Moore directed by Edgar Wright
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Post by Oxnard Montalvo » Mon Aug 19, 2019 2:51 pm

13 novels that should have movie adaptations and the best living director for the job

1. Afraid by Jack Kilborn directed by Gareth Evans
2. Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke directed by Darren Aronofsky (I would also accept Innaritu, Cuaron, or possibly Malick for this).
3. The Secret History by Donna Tartt directed by Whit Stillman
4. The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub directed by Guillermo del Toro
5. The Sheep Look Up by John Brunner directed by Lynne Ramsay
6. The Forever War by Joe Haldeman directed by Christopher Nolan
7. Dark Money: The Hidden History of the Billionaires Behind the Rise of the Radical Right by Jane Mayer directed by Boots Riley
8. The Bloodsucking Fiends series by Christopher Moore directed by Edgar Wright
9. Journey to the End of the Night by Louis-Ferdinand Celine directed by Claire Denis
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Post by topherH » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:41 pm

13 novels that should have movie adaptations and the best living director for the job

1. Afraid by Jack Kilborn directed by Gareth Evans
2. Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke directed by Darren Aronofsky (I would also accept Innaritu, Cuaron, or possibly Malick for this).
3. The Secret History by Donna Tartt directed by Whit Stillman
4. The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub directed by Guillermo del Toro
5. The Sheep Look Up by John Brunner directed by Lynne Ramsay
6. The Forever War by Joe Haldeman directed by Christopher Nolan
7. Dark Money: The Hidden History of the Billionaires Behind the Rise of the Radical Right by Jane Mayer directed by Boots Riley
8. The Bloodsucking Fiends series by Christopher Moore directed by Edgar Wright
9. Journey to the End of the Night by Louis-Ferdinand Celine directed by Claire Denis
10. The book of Pook by Pook directed by Jim Jarmusch
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Post by Death Proof » Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:01 pm

13 novels that should have movie adaptations and the best living director for the job

1. Afraid by Jack Kilborn directed by Gareth Evans
2. Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke directed by Darren Aronofsky (I would also accept Innaritu, Cuaron, or possibly Malick for this).
3. The Secret History by Donna Tartt directed by Whit Stillman
4. The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub directed by Guillermo del Toro
5. The Sheep Look Up by John Brunner directed by Lynne Ramsay
6. The Forever War by Joe Haldeman directed by Christopher Nolan
7. Dark Money: The Hidden History of the Billionaires Behind the Rise of the Radical Right by Jane Mayer directed by Boots Riley
8. The Bloodsucking Fiends series by Christopher Moore directed by Edgar Wright
9. Journey to the End of the Night by Louis-Ferdinand Celine directed by Claire Denis
10. The book of Pook by Pook directed by Jim Jarmusch
11. The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers directed by Panos Cosmatos

Shepherds we shall be, for thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
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