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Saturday the 14th (1981)

Primarily a spoof of the Friday the 13th series, but also takes shots at several other horror films. After his family moves to a new house, a young boy discovers a mysterious book describing the curse hanging over the date of Saturday the 14th. Opening the book releases a band of monsters into the house, and the family must join together to save themselves and their neighborhood.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_0-GpNOi8
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Gotta love the strategically placed bubbles :P

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Virtual Obsession (1998)

If you were a brilliant young scientist diagnosed with only months to live, what choices would you make? To have faith that you were taken early for a reason and go quietly, or to use cryogenics to hope you could be cured someday in the future, or to download your consciousness into computer memory where you could still continue to interact with tho ones you love?
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1nMS0VTn8Q

Trashy fun :up:
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College (2008)

Deb Hagan directs this comedy set in the world of higher education and starring Drake Bell, Kevin Covais, and Andrew Caldwell as three high-school friends who take a weekend trip to nearby Fieldmont University as prospective college freshman in order to find out just how wild things can truly get on campus. Initially taken in as pledges at the most notorious fraternity on campus, Kevin, Morris, and Carter are subjected to humiliating series of pranks cooked up by womanizing frat president Teague (Nick Zano). Despite the fact that the three pals are forced to endure some of the most mortifying pranks ever committed against a fraternity pledge, in exchange for their suffering they are grated complete access to the rowdy party scene. Later emboldened after being mistaken for college freshmen by a trio of beautiful sorority girls, the three pals find any hopes for getting lucky dashed when -- upon realizing that the boys have finally managed to chat up some pretty girls -- Teague and his crew ramp up the intensity of their embarrassing initiation rituals and threaten to expose the boys' true educational status. But these scheming frat boys have underestimated the ingenuity of their high-school guests, and before the weekend is over Kevin, Morris, and Carter hatch a brilliant plan to turn the tables on their tormentors, win the girls, and destroy the fraternity once and for all.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tv93-6uHl0

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Superlopez (2018)

In a faraway planet named Chitón, evil General Skorba threatens with his armies to conquer and annihilate all cities and inhabitants, but a scientist named Jan and his wife decide to save their newborn baby giving special superpowers and sending him to planet Earth in a space pod to keep him safe and sound. When General Skorba arrives, his child daughter Ágata uses her telepathic abilities to trace the baby, and promising her father kill him and destroy planet Earth, travels in another space pod following the first, but in the Earth's orbit the pod of Jan's son crashes against an artificial satellite, falling in Spain and not USA as it can be wanted. Thirty years later, not knowing his past and hiding his powers to everybody, Juan López is an office worker raised and educated of a little town by two farmers who they have a car repair's shop. Unable to hide him by more time and wanting to help the people, Juan saves a subway train to crash, exposing unwittingly to the public eye and that the now adult Ágata, turned in the CEO of her own and most important cleaner machine company around the world, travel Spain to capture Juan.
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Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_TL8Tc_rFM

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The Alligator People (1959)

A newlywed couple sit in a train. The husband receives a frantic telegram. He gets off at a station to make a phone call, the train pulls away without him on it, and that's the last his wife sees of him. Years later after a long search she finally tracks him down on his family's southern estate where she discovers that a failed medical treatment has turned him into an alligator mutant.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-lv3OxnnG4

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The Demolitionist (1995)

Set in a future American metropolis, Metro City, this sci-fi-thriller features a policewoman heroine who like the hero in Robocop was brought back from the dead and turned into a super-human fighter. Unlike the aforementioned robot-man, however, she is brought back not with hardware, but with special drugs and a heavy duty training program. The woman dislikes the drugs because of the nightmares they create, but she is dedicated and so completes her regimen so successfully that she is called the Demolitionist and sent out to clean up the city's crime-fouled streets.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1-1r9nUQOQ

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Dr Alien (1989)

Dr. Ackerman, the biology teacher at the local college, meets with an untimely demise when chased by a UFO. Wesley, one of his students, is having trouble attracting women. That all changes when bombshell Ms. Xenobia takes over Ackerman's class and persuades Wesley to participate in some vitamin research she and her assistant Drax are conducting. Suddenly Wesley has become very desirable, despite the fleshy antenna that grows out of his head during excitement. His newfound success threatens to alienate the girl he really cares about (Leeanne), and Xenobia's motives may have something to do with the fact that she is not of this earth.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkdrzvjqRbQ&t=66s

Trasherific :up:
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The Giant Claw (1957)

When electronics engineer Mitch MacAfee spots a UFO as "big as a battleship," from his plane, the Air Force scrambles planes to investigate. However, nothing shows up on radar, and one of the jets is lost during the action. MacAfee is regarded as a dangerous crackpot until other incidents and disappearances convince the authorities that the threat is real. Some believe it is a French-Canadian folk legend come to life, but it turns out to be an extraterrestrial giant bird composed of anti-matter whose disregard for human life and architecture threatens the world.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAUhX6lLl_Q&t=67s

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Leprechaun In the Hood (2000)

He's been in the country side, he's been downtown, he's been to Las Vegas, he's even been in space, now that evil Leprechaun is in DA HOOD! Three young rap artists are looking for a break. They need money to buy some music equipment so they can go to Las Vegas and enter a contest. They meet up with a local pimp named Mack Daddy who agrees to "hook them up", but later declines. The rappers want to get even with him so one night they break into Mack's place and steal a lot of his jewelry, gold, and even the medallion from an ugly looking statue. Shouldn't have done that! Because without the medallion, the statue transforms into the Leprechaun, who goes on a killing spree looking for his missing gold, once again! And the song says it all, "there's nothing' scarier than a Lep' in the hood!"
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40P3TYKEdKA

"Probably the worst movie I have ever seen, in my whole 32 years of life." - rottentomatoes
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Death Wish 4 (1987)

Charles Bronson, weary and comatose, is trotted out again as the cocked crusader Paul Kersey in Death Wish 4: The Crackdown. Director Michael Winner has jumped ship for this installment, replaced by J. Lee Thompson (who has seen better days). Kersey is back in L.A. and dating attractive reporter Karen Sheldon (Kay Lenz). Of course, the clock is ticking, and the gong goes off when Karen's daughter overdoses on crack. Before you can say "kaboom" the drug dealer, along with a large cast of bit players, are blown to bits by the single-minded vigilante. An enterprising publisher whose own daughter has died from a drug overdose hires Kersey to wipe out the city's two rival drug dealers and their legions of flunkies. Kersey has no trouble agreeing, and using the technique limned in Yojimbo, he methodically eliminates gang members, first from one side and then the other, until one gang's paranoia about the other gang causes the two competitors to engage in a major confrontation that impacts both groups.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpBLG3pkpk4

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Spiders (2000)

A DNA experiment on a rare breed of spider is taking place on a NASA space shuttle, when a freak meteor shower engulfs the shuttle, causing everything to go horribly wrong. One survivor is found on the ship and watched over in a secret location deep in the California desert. The problem continues, as the survivor isn't alone, as another deadly spiders climbs out of him and goes on a rampage around the ship. Curious reporter Marci Eyre must now survive, escape and warn everyone before the spider reaches outside the desert.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNKW_ieL-oM

Oops seen it before but still entertaining schlock :up:
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I Got the Hook Up (1998)

Two small time scam artists, Black and Blue, sell boom boxes and broken TVs from their van at the parking lot. When, by mistake, a shipment of cellular phones gets to them, it doesn't take long before FBI and gangsters are after them.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXBFBEWBy5E

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Crocodile (2000)

A group of friends including Brady Turner, Claire and Duncan McKay go out on a boat trip on a lake in Southern California, but their joyful weekend turns into horror, when a giant killer crocodile searching for its stolen eggs, picks off anyone who gets in its way. Can they all escape in one piece or will they slowly and painfully fall to the mammoth reptile.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyMI-B805V4&t=24s

5 points alone for the scene at 0:40 in the trailer ;)
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Fatal Instinct (1993)

A spoof of the late '80s and early '90s suspense thrillers and murder mysteries, including Basic Instinct, Sleeping With The Enemy, and Cape Fear. A cop/attorney (yes he's both) is seduced by a woman while his wife is having an affair with a mechanic. Lots of other sublots and visual gags in the style of Naked Gun.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmlgF49o9-g

"Carl Reiner should be thankful to Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, though. If they hadn't made their awful spoof movies, which are far more guilty of repeating pop culture moments, "Fatal Instinct" would probably be the worst parody film of all time. It is fatal to watch, and you should trust your instinct by not seeing it" - IMDB
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Black Christmas (2006)

Billy, a young boy, was abused by his mother as a child. His mother cheated on Billy's father, and eventually killed the man, while keeping Billy in the attic--for good, while she was with her lover and starting a "new" family. As Billy's mother fell pregnant with a daughter and treated her with the love he had never experienced, Billy came out of the attic after years and brutally murdered his mother and her lover. Cut to present day, a group of six sorority sisters consisting of Kelli, Dana, Lauren, Megan, Heather, Melissa and their house mother, who now live in Billy's childhood home, find themselves being harassed by threatening and intimidating mystery phone calls during Christmas Break. As one of the girls goes missing, they begin being murdered one by one by no other than Billy.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGFJdvQw65o

Despite the original probably being my favourite horror of all time, i didn't hate this.. i just treated it as a different movie, as only about 50% of the story is taken from the original. Anyway the 2 villians i found uber creepy especially the dad and such an array of hawtness... Winstead, Chabert, Trachtenberg etc :P

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Altitude (2017)

FBI agent Gretchen Blair is on a flight to Washington D.C. when the man seated beside her makes an unusual offer. He explains that the plane they're on is about to be hijacked, and promises to pay her seventy-five million dollars if she can get him safely back on the ground. When a gang of professional thieves takes control of the plane, she realizes he isn't joking. Soon Gretchen finds herself caught in the middle of an elaborate mid-air heist, fighting to save the passengers while the thieves tear the plane apart, searching for the stolen loot hidden somewhere on board.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9ok2APAjTk

Way better than the last 2 die hards and Takens :up:

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Post by Captain Terror » Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:10 pm

Rump wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:52 am

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The Alligator People (1959)

A newlywed couple sit in a train. The husband receives a frantic telegram. He gets off at a station to make a phone call, the train pulls away without him on it, and that's the last his wife sees of him. Years later after a long search she finally tracks him down on his family's southern estate where she discovers that a failed medical treatment has turned him into an alligator mutant.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-lv3OxnnG4

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One of my favorites! I especially appreciate that he leaves his slacks on after the transformation. (but yeah, 6/10 is a fair score) :)


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Hah :P
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Things (1989)

Doug Drake (Doug Bunston) and his wife Susan (Patricia Sadler) can't have children. Haunted by nightmares of a woman wearing a devil mask who says she has already had a baby, Doug is unsure if his wife will be okay. They've made the choice to have Susan artificially impregnated by Dr. Lucas (Jan W. Pachul). Dr. Lucas is a strange and shady fellow who secretly likes experimenting and torturing live victims. Meanwhile, Doug's brother Don (Barry J. Gillis) and and his friend Fred (Bruce Roach) head over to Doug's cabin for a visit and to enjoy a few beers. The pair find a book titled "Horror of a Thousand Ugly Brutal Cuts" and a tape recorder in the freezer containing recordings of Satanic chanting. After playing the tape, Doug appears proclaiming the noise is disturbing Susan. Just as Doug goes to check on his wife she is experiencing extreme pain and appears to be going into labour. Her stomach rips open and she gives birth to a thing! Now the three guys are left to try and stay alive long enough to escape.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiqSuC8KkNU

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The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)

After a black hole strikes, it opens up another dimension in a rural Wisconsin town, and soon there is an invasion of gigantic arachnids who crave human flesh. NASA scientists Dr. Vance (Steve Brodie) and Dr. Jenny Langer (Barbara Hale) try their best to save humanity as a romance blooms between them. Meanwhile, local Dan Kester (Robert Easton) squabbles with his wife, Ev (Leslie Parrish), and has a dalliance with local bartender Helga (Christiane Schmidtmer).
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Mc0mgorZc&t=81s
Watch it free on youtube = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5xyEApUwNE

Saw this as a kid in the cinema but could never remember the title, hilariously corny stuff :up:
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Ghostkeeper (1982)

A trio of friends on a snowmobiling trip in the Canadian rockies become lost after venturing up a trail during a snowstorm. They stumble upon a seemingly abandoned hotel lodge and decide to spend the night, unaware of the grave danger that they have put themselves in.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gjRfqSr470

Saw this on a virtually unwatchable 12th generation vhs rip originally, but now i've watched it on a crisp widescreen blu ray it's a darn good old school horror :)

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Post by Apex Predator » Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:38 am

Rump wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:10 am

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Beware! The Blob (1972)

A technician brings a frozen specimen of the original Blob back from the North Pole. When his wife accidentally defrosts the thing, it terrorizes the populace, including the local hippies, kittens, and bowlers.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6TdzeCerL4
Watch it Free in HD = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-rr2LaWyeE

"I said hold the cranberry" :D


Infamously known as the film JR shot. Right about the point that Dallas had that cliffhanger.

I Got the Hook up was trashy, dumb fun. Particularly remember the fight scene where this guy hits three people rapidly and they all team up to hit him at once. :D

Didn't care for Fatal Attraction, although I will admit that it's at least two levels above any Friedberg/Seltzer film.
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Post by Death Proof » Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:13 am

Love The Giant Claw.
Ain't no grave gonna hold this body down
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High School High (1996)

In this comic send-up of dramas set in urban schools (such as Lean on Me and Dangerous Minds), Jon Lovitz plays Richard Clark, a teacher who is persuaded to give up his position at Wellington Academy, an upscale private school (where the receptionist cheerfully answers calls with the question "Are you white?"), to take over a class at Marion Barry High School in Inner City, U.S.A. Marion Barry High is a far cry from the ivory-tower atmosphere of Wellington; the statue in the courtyard holds a crack pipe, the Michigan Militia sets up a booth for career day, and there's so much violence on campus that the school has its own graveyard; however, Clark is determined to reach his thick-headed charges, and he hopes to also make an impression on Victoria Chappell (Tia Carrere), a beautiful woman also on the teaching staff. Clark does battle with Evelyn Doyle (Louise Fletcher), the school's militaristic principal, in an effort to raise standards for the school's star straight-C students, and he finds that he's getting through to one of the school's toughest students, Grig (Mekhi Phifer).
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L3AEENwN-0

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Doom Asylum (1988)

This low-budget satire of horror films finds a female punk rock trio being tormented by the ghost of a victim killed in a car crash with the mother of one of the young women. Michael Rogen plays the corpse who rises from the autopsy table to seek vengeance on the fearful femmes.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV_dl411yNY
Watch it free in HD on youtube = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ9QFqaCXQs&t=1265s

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Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

An old man in California dies soon after losing his wife, but space soldier Eros and his mate Tanna use an electric device to resurrect them both and the strong Inspector Clay who was In California, an old man (Bela Lugosi) grieves the loss of his wife (Vampira) and on the next day he also dies. However, the space soldier Eros and his mate Tanna use an electric device to resurrect them both and the strong Inspector Clay that was murdered by the couple. Their intention is not to conquer Earth but to stop mankind from developing the powerful bomb "Solaranite" that would threaten the universe. When the population of Hollywood and Washington DC sees flying saucers in the sky, a colonel, a police lieutenant, a commercial pilot, his wife and a policeman try to stop the aliens.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ukRYsYPmo
Watch it free on youtube = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln7WF78PolA

I've finally seen it :up: :P
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Scanners III: The Takeover (1991)

This is the third in the Scanners series of films, where people have acquired telepathic powers (due to drugs taken by their mothers during pregnancy). This time a brother combats his adopted sister in a telepathic show-down when the sister takes an experimental drug that turns her toward evil. She schemes a plan to take over the world using her psychic powers and must be stopped.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5JDifaDru0

Gloriously silly, yet action packed so your never bored, but it's the scanner action that made me piss myself laughing.. how they do the wild stare and then motion their head accordingly :D
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Sorority Boys (2002)

After being falsely accused of stealing the budget for their annual cocktail cruise, three very different fraternity brothers are kicked out of their dorm. In order to clear their name and to secure their future careers, the three dress up in drag and pledge the sorority next door where they learn a few valuable - and hilarious - lessons about themselves and the female species.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EX1nLDlBJM

Anyone else found Michael Rosenbaum kinda cute... no just me ok :P
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Dance Flick (2009)

A privileged white girl from the suburbs moves to the inner city and attempts to perfect her notoriously clumsy dance moves in this parody of popular dance movies. Damon Wayans Jr. and Craig Wayans star in a comedy co-written by Shawn, Keenen Ivory, Marlon, Craig, and Damien Wayans, who also directs.
8/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXvZv9RW6Ng

Haven't laughed this hard since the no.1 choice ;)
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)

Another spoof from the mind of Mel Brooks. This time he's out to poke fun at the Dracula myth. Basically, he took "Bram Stoker's Dracula," gave it a new cast and a new script and made a big joke out of it. The usual, rich English are attacked by Dracula and Dr. Van Helsing is brought in to save the day.
8/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGCKrgSeXcE

I was always led to believe this was awful!!!
Anyway the hilarious MacNicol and the ravishing Lysette totally steal the rug out from nielsen :D
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Post by Rump » Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:59 pm

Hotties of the Months

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Miss November - Lacey Chabert (Black Christmas)
Miss November - Karin Mistal (Return of the Killer Tomatoes)
Miss November - Sherilyn Fenn (Fatal Instinct)
Miss December - Vanessa Minnillo (Disaster Movie)
Miss December - Lysette Anthony (Dracula: Dead and Loving it)


Yeah i cheated by having 5.. but theres so much hotness in crappy movies :P
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Post by Captain Terror » Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:05 pm

I saw Dracula in theaters and spent the next few years remembering it as terrible. But whenever I rewatch it I'm reminded that it actually makes me laugh, often. I own the dvd now.
Definitely not Brooks' best, but not his worst either.
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Post by Wooley » Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:02 pm

Rump wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:29 pm
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Scanners III: The Takeover (1991)

This is the third in the Scanners series of films, where people have acquired telepathic powers (due to drugs taken by their mothers during pregnancy). This time a brother combats his adopted sister in a telepathic show-down when the sister takes an experimental drug that turns her toward evil. She schemes a plan to take over the world using her psychic powers and must be stopped.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5JDifaDru0

Gloriously silly, yet action packed so your never bored, but it's the scanner action that made me piss myself laughing.. how they do the wild stare and then motion their head accordingly :D
That's a lot of head-moving. Even in just the trailer. Also, a lot more lasers than I was expecting.
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Wooley » Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:03 pm

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Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:50 pm
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)

Another spoof from the mind of Mel Brooks. This time he's out to poke fun at the Dracula myth. Basically, he took "Bram Stoker's Dracula," gave it a new cast and a new script and made a big joke out of it. The usual, rich English are attacked by Dracula and Dr. Van Helsing is brought in to save the day.
8/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGCKrgSeXcE

I was always led to believe this was awful!!!
Anyway the hilarious MacNicol and the ravishing Lysette totally steal the rug out from nielsen :D
I saw this in the theater, it was one of the first "worst movies I ever saw".
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rump » Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:20 pm

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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Wooley » Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:30 pm

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Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:20 pm
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Sorry. I don't even know if we stayed for the whole thing we were in shock at how bad it was. And we loved that kinda movie at the time, we even liked National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon.
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rump » Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:48 pm

Wooley wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:30 pm
Sorry. I don't even know if we stayed for the whole thing we were in shock at how bad it was. And we loved that kinda movie at the time[/i][/b].
First Alita battle angel.. now this :shock:
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Wooley » Mon Feb 10, 2020 6:55 pm

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Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:48 pm
First Alita battle angel.. now this :shock:
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Captain Terror » Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:33 pm

Wooley wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:30 pm
Sorry. I don't even know if we stayed for the whole thing we were in shock at how bad it was.
I mean it's not "good" but it makes me laugh still. Renfield denying that he's eaten a bug while the leg wriggles out of his mouth; "Wrong my brains out!" ; the geyser of blood when they stake Lucy. Fun times.
It's a far cry from Young Frankenstein, but it's not as painful to endure as Robin Hood: Men In Tights. That one is excruciating.
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Apex Predator » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:28 pm

I liked High School High. Something about a school with a cemetery is amusing to me. Oh, it knew enough when to go for the laugh and when to play it seriously.

Put me down for another who didn't care for Dracula: Dead and Loving It. It's not his worst (Life stinks, anyone?), but the formula kinda ran dry early. It didn't help that Leslie didn't appear to be that into the film.

Oh, Captain, I'll take Robin Hood: MIT easily over Dracula: DALI. I'll even take it over Loaded Weapon.
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Torgo » Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:26 pm

I'm an unabashed fan of Loaded Weapon. Just thinking about the scenes with the tingling shampoo guy, the mansion inside of the trailer, the Silence of the Lambs parody, Luger dropping the cigarette, cigar and pipe in succession, etc. makes me chuckle. However, as it is with most movies in the spoof genre, it's incredibly dated. Merely thinking about watching it again makes me think of that rotting paperback smell of a used book store you imagine when you watch or read something that's past its prime.

Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Airplane and Spaceballs are probably the only movies in that genre I can think of that have aged well. It's probably a combination of them targeting genres with more lasting appeal and having references that are still relatively fresh.
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Jinnistan » Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:35 pm

Rump wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:13 pm
6th

Doom Asylum (1988)


Crumbsroom & Jinnistan :up:
Seen it. It's not the worst film I've ever seen.

And I do like Kristin Davis in all her nature.
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by crumbsroom » Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:55 pm

Things and Doom Asylum!!! If it wasn't for the rest of that slurry, it would appear to have been a great month.
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Wooley » Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:10 pm

Captain Terror wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:33 pm
I mean it's not "good" but it makes me laugh still. Renfield denying that he's eaten a bug while the leg wriggles out of his mouth; "Wrong my brains out!" ; the geyser of blood when they stake Lucy. Fun times.
It's a far cry from Young Frankenstein, but it's not as painful to endure as Robin Hood: Men In Tights. That one is excruciating.
RH:MiT is not a good movie, I agree.
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