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Post by Apex Predator » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:24 pm

Rumpled wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:44 pm
I know that, it's just sooooooo harry potter-fied
TBH, the thing in the shows is also named the Philosopher's Stone. 8-)
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Post by Rumpled » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:28 pm

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Mary Queen of Scots
(2018)

Mary Queen of Scots explores the turbulent life of the charismatic Mary Stuart. Queen of France at 16 and widowed at 18, Mary defies pressure to remarry. Instead, she returns to her native Scotland to reclaim her rightful throne. But Scotland and England fall under the rule of the compelling Elizabeth I. Each young Queen beholds her "sister" in fear and fascination. Rivals in power and in love, and female regents in a masculine world, the two must decide how to play the game of marriage versus independence. Determined to rule as much more than a figurehead, Mary asserts her claim to the English throne, threatening Elizabeth's sovereignty. Betrayal, rebellion, and conspiracies within each court imperil both thrones - and change the course of history.
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5l8cvuo7IA

When SJW's attack... i've seen less black and asian actors in a spike lee movie :shock: :D

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Post by Rumpled » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:39 pm

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Stripped to Kill 2: Live Girls
(1989)

When the razor blade slasher begins his reign of terror in the alleys behind the Los Angeles strip clubs, the most famous stripper in the spotlight must walk a tightrope between her own fragile sanity and the inescapable murderer's blade.
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOQe7ii7m74

... and the grand finale has all the suspense of an insurance seminar, making this abomination, to put it mildly, quite unsuitable for human consumption. - Efilmcritic :P
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Post by Rumpled » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:53 pm

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Rock the Kasbah
(2015)

Richie Lanz (Bill Murray), a has-been rock manager takes his last remaining client on a USO tour of Afghanistan. When Richie finds himself in Kabul, abandoned, penniless and without his U.S. passport, he discovers a young Afghan girl named Salima with an extraordinary voice and manages her through Afghanistan's version of American Idol..
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Xev0-h5iE

I still don't know what it was about? Just like one mad situation after another :?
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The Changeover
(2017)

Based on the Carnegie Medal winning novel by Margeret Mahy. Sixteen year-old Laura Chant lives with her mother and four-year-old brother Jacko in a poor new suburb on the edge of a partially demolished Christchurch, New Zealand. Laura is drawn into a supernatural battle with an ancient spirit who attacks Jacko and slowly drains the life out of him as the spirit becomes ever younger. Laura discovers her true identity and the supernatural ability within her, and must harness it to save her brother's life.
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVAigtoOmA

You'll probably wanna changeover channels with this borefest :oops:
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Red Line
(2013)

Terrified commuters are on the ride of their lives when terrorists send a subway train speeding out of control during rush hour. With the saboteur among them, a group of citizens are now trapped underground and in a race against time if they hope to see daylight again. Full of fast-paced action and suspense, Redline is a thriller that will have you holding on for safety.
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq04GuFxHWY&t=5s
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The Wedding.Party
(2010)

Steve Thompson, a lovable anti-hero, is the youngest son in the gloriously flawed Thompson family. In a bid to save himself from financial ruin, Steve does the unthinkable and agrees to marry Ana, a Russian woman seeking residency in exchange for a huge sum of cash. Behind closed doors the deal is done, a secret wedding is arranged & in no time life will be back to normal, or so Steve thinks... Until a nosy family friend gets wind of the wedding plans and before sundown the whole Thompson family is gripped by wedding fever. Although Steve's family could use some constructive therapy for their own relationships, they rally together to support Steve in preparation for the world's most farcical wedding. What was once a private registry affair is now a fully-fledged spectacle as Steve's lie takes on a life of it's own, and he is more and more consumed by the fear that he has ruined his chance to be with his true love, Jacqui, forever.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohdo8lb60AM
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Hisss
(2010)

Desperate brain cancer-ridden Caucasian George States, with only six months to live, decides to capture a male cobra with hopes of obtaining Nagmani from the shape shifting Naga female. For reasons that remain obscure throughout the film, this will not only cure his brain cancer but also make him immortal. He hires workers in the jungles of Natchi, Tamil Nadu, who witness the intimacy of the cobras, and capture the male, allowing the female to escape. George then holds the male cobra in a glass cage in the hopes that the female cobra will attempt a rescue, and he will then release it in exchange for the Nagamani. The region experiences horror and religious awakening after the enraged female cobra. With the image of its oppressor in its eyes, sheds its snake skin and takes on a female human form, setting out on its deadly mission of tracking down and destroying her mate's oppressor, and whoever else gets in her way, whether involved or not.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsoM2yU3Y20

Watch it free with the other 22 million perv's on youtube :shock: =
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBfQ0XTf_xA
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Post by Rumpled » Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:31 am

Well i can't wait for her "diversity-people-of-color" adaptation of Roots with Leonardo Dicaprio as Kunta Kinte :up:
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Post by Rumpled » Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:49 am

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Starsky and Hutch
(2004)

Set in the 1970s in a metropolis called "Bay City," this is the tale of two police detective partners, Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson, and Dave Starsky, who always seem to get the toughest cases from their boss, Captain Dobey, rely on omniscient street informer Huggy Bear and race to the scene of the crimes in their souped-up 1974 Ford Torino hot rod, telling the story of their first big case (as a prequel to the TV show), which involved a former college campus drug dealer who went on to become a white collar criminal.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMuKtMITHPs

Forget Mel Gibson, this is the year's biggest bummer for the Jews: that their biggest box-office champ, apart from Jesus, is the image of angry impotence. - Rottentomatoes
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Post by Rumpled » Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:56 am

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The Lookalike
(2014)

Drug lord William Spinks has a curious obsession with Sadie Hill and uses family friends Bobby and Frank to get to her. But when Sadie's death jeopardizes a major deal, Bobby and Frank set out to find a replacement, a lookalike to fool Spinks. The shady plan propels an ex-basketball champion, a deaf beauty, an addict, and an aspiring actress into an unlikely romance and a desperate quest to start over.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh2RPh1LXAM
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Naked Ambition 2
(2014)

The story follows frustrated sex writer Wyman Chan (Chapman To), whose popularity is waning in an era of free internet porn, while his successful girlfriend (Candy Yuen) proves an increasingly intimidating presence in the bedroom. With a few like-minded friends (Tyson Chak and Derek Tsang), Chan travels to Tokyo and teams up with Josie Ho’s ex-pat casting agent Hotoyama, with the aim of becoming an AV producer. Unwittingly, Chan himself is cast as the male lead in their film, only to become an overnight sensation both in Japan, and back home in Hong Kong.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwbHoNft3o8&t=26s

Dare i say a little too silly at times
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Post by Rumpled » Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:23 pm

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Credo
(2008)

A modern supernatural horror film that explores the dark side of the human psyche, and the terror in facing up to one's darkest fears. Set in London, England, the film begins with a group of theological students who decide to test their faith by proving the existence of Hell. Following their ritualistic summoning of a demon, the students are all found dead, apparently by suicide. Years later, a group of five final-year students are evicted from their student digs and break into the now abandoned Catholic halls of residence for the weekend, only to discover that they're not alone.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74DVOFzJHbo

The first of two "English Students squatting in a abandoned house with sinister consequences" movies this month :shifty:
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Post by Rumpled » Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:34 pm

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Dater's Handbook
(2016)

Realizing she has a recurring habit of picking the wrong type of guy, Cassandra Brand turns to relationship expert, Dr. Susie, and her latest self-help book, "Dater's Handbook" to help with her ailing love life. She follows the advice in Dr. Susie's book to evaluate potential suitors, and then must ultimately choose between reliable George and fun-loving Robert.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUdaU7QWf90

Reaction Gif time for future conversations...

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Brain Smasher... A Love Story
(1993)

Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47JtA_2KLw

I bet D.P's seen this :)
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Triple Threat
(2019)

A hit contract is taken out on a billionaire's daughter who is intent on bringing down a major crime syndicate. A down and out team of mercenaries must take on a group of professional assassins and stop them before they kill their target.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WfCgcUlBwY

Boooooo.... what a waste of the return of JeeJa Yanin, remember her from Chocolate and Raging Phoenix... in this she's just a munitions expert who gets blown up halfway through :x And she was a baddie as well for once.
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Post by Rumpled » Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:17 pm

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Beyond
(2012)

In Alaska, the veteran police detective Jon Koski is near retirement and is a specialist in missing children. Koski is troubled by a failure in his past and is haunted by nightmares with a woman and the little girl Aurora. When the seven year-old girl Amy Noble is abducted, Koski is assigned to the case by his chief Jack Musker, who is the uncle of the child. Amy lives with her parents, Musker's sister Sarah Noble and her estranged husband Jim Noble, who is an executive in oil business and former DA, and had an affair with his secretary seven years ago. Koski interrogates Amy's nanny Megan and she presents the psychic Farley Connors that is the host of the TV show Beyond. Farley becomes Koski's prime suspect but soon they team up to resolve the case.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UECHhFx_WcU
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Badasssss!
(2003)

Melvin Van Peebles stunned the world for the first time, with his debut feature, The Story of a Three Day Pass. Filmed in France and selected as the French entry in the San Francisco Film Festival, Melvin's film was awarded the top prize. Saying it was controversial would be an understatement. In 1968 for a black man to walk up to the podium and accept the top festival award for a film he had to go abroad to make--now that's how you make your mark. After his comedy, Watermelon Man, Melvin was determined to push the Hollywood boundaries with the groundbreaking, and even more controversial, Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song. Turned down by every major studio including Columbia, where he had a three-picture deal, Melvin was forced to basically self-finance. Risking everything he had Melvin delivered to the world the first Black Ghetto hero on the big screen--whether they were ready or not! More than 30 years later, history is being fashioned again in the telling of this very tale.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBbnwWjr6rw
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Hollow Body
(2018)

An emerging rock band, managed by industry vet Jimmy Kleen (Arquette), strike a deal with record executive Rick Roland (Wilson). Things take a sinister turn when the band's lead singer, Rachel (Gonino), and her mother, Barb (Reeves) are struck by lightning and killed. Rachel is brought back to life, but she is different than before. Lightning courses through her veins and she uses her new strange electrical powers to drain the life from men, turning it into electrifying stage performances, but just how far are the band willing to go to make it?
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNH2nNC0p54&t=99s

Slammed by critics but it was kinda trashy good
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Post by Rumpled » Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:19 pm

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Slaughterhouse Rulez
(2018)

Our hero, Don Wallace, is a wide-eyed new boy from a modest background, forced to navigate a baffling new world of arcane rules and rituals, presided over by sadistic sixth formers. Matters of status are aggressively enforced and conversation with school goddess Clemsie, strictly forbidden. But this ancient and ordered world is about to be shaken to its foundations - literally. A controversial frack site on prize school woodland causes seismic tremors, a mysterious sinkhole and an unspeakable horror to be unleashed. Soon a new pecking order will be established as pupils, teachers and the school matron become locked in a bloody battle for survival.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Dvh7OfMaM

I think it's time Simon Pegg... should just stick to Mission Impossible films :(
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Post by Apex Predator » Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:45 pm

Or do more films with Nick Frost?
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Post by Captain Terror » Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:18 am

Rumpled wrote:
Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:07 pm
You'll be pleased to know Guess That Horror Movie Will Return This October and in glorious Blu-ray ;)
yessssssss!
I wonder if my boss will notice my 30% decrease in productivity as opposed to last October.
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Post by Captain Terror » Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:21 am

Rumpled wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:57 pm
Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell[/b] (1978)
4/10
A childhood favorite of mine, but sadly 4/10 is pretty much spot on.

EDIT: Heh..."Spot". That was unintentional.
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Twilight Syndrome: Dead Go Round
(2008)

Based on the popular video game series, this film follows a group of small-town teenagers get trapped in a sadistic amusement park game that turns out to be a death trap run by a demonic clown.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp7qRbPZo74&t=38s
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Road Trip: Beer Pong
(2009)

Three college roommates join a bus full of gorgeous models and travel the country to compete in a National Beer Pong Championship. With a busload of attractive women who knows how much fun they could have?
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP9_bYfGqxQ&t=26s

Agnes Scott College in Decatur, GA where the film was partially shot, did not want to be credited as a location in the movie credits, even though it has been the site of 30 other movies - Trivia :D Ouch!
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Goodbye Mr Loser
(2015)

Comedians Shen Teng and Mai Li star in this film adaptation of the very popular Mainland theater play following the story of a middle-aged loser who finds himself magically transported back to his high school years, enabling him to fix all his life's mistakes.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YePhTtWnqrM

$228 milion worldwide :shock:
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Sole Survivor
(1970)

When a bomber believed to have crashed in the ocean 17 years ago is found in the Libyan desert, a Colonel and Major accompany the only surviving member of the crew, who is now a General to figure out what happened. The General claims that he and the other members of the crew jumped over the ocean when in reality he bailed out leaving the others to fend for themselves. And while the Colonel just wants the whole thing closed, the Major insists on finding the truth. And watching them are the ghosts of the crew.
5/10
Clip = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsGQRyqGXCI

Where beer is drank upside down :P
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Ghost Town
(1988)

Deputy Langley tracks a kidnapped girl to an abandoned ghost town. However, the town is not abandoned, but haunted by the spirits of an outlaw, Devlin, and his gang, who hold the equally deceased townspeople hostage until the outlaws can be killed by a lawman.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO93d9y1aaU&t=49s

I bet Wooley and D.P. remember this ;)
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The Love Punch
(2013)

Richard and Kate are a divorced couple who have an amicable relationship. Richard who's about to retire learns that his company's assets have been frozen because it's under investigation and that includes the pension fund. When the owner goes out of the country, Richard decides to pursue him and Kate goes with him. When they learn the man doesn't care about the employees, they decide to get the money some other way; by stealing the diamond he gave his girlfriend. So they follow them and Kate gets close to the girlfriend.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVmdXE_iB8w

Emma Thompson was initially cast as the lead role in Basic Instinct (1992), but refused later on. About Sharon Stone's appearance she said: "As far as I can see, from Sharon Stone's love scene in Basic Instinct (1992), they molded her body out of tough Plasticine. She was shagging Michael Douglas like a donkey, and not an inch moved. If that had been me, there would have been things flying around hitting me in the eye.". :P
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Dead Ant
(2017)

When the 1989 "one-hit-wonder" glam-metal band "Sonic Grave" embark on a trip to Coachella in hopes of a comeback, their peyote trip pit stop in Joshua Tree incites an "unworldly" viscous attack, and they must "rock" themselves out of harms way.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3iODQSYIv0

Does feature probably the hottest groupies ever 8-)
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White Nights
(1985)

An expatriate Russian dancer is on a plane forced to land on Soviet territory. He is taken to an apartment in which a black American who has married a Russian woman lives with her. He is to become a dancer for the Kirov Academy of Ballet again, but he wishes to escape, but can he trust the American?
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHpKeRSLnF8

A love scene between Gregory Hines, and Isabella Rossellini was cut of the movie after poor testing in the American South - Trivia
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Post by Rumpled » Sun Jun 09, 2019 1:11 pm

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Shuffle
(2011)

A man begins experiencing his life out of order: every day he wakes up at a different age, on a different day of his life, never knowing where or when he's going to be once he falls asleep. He's terrified and wants it to stop - until he notices a pattern in his experiences and works to uncover why this is happening to him.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPefbEgagd8

Baar Baar Dekho (2016) is the bollywood remake
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Trico Tri Happy Halloween
(2018)

A Hispanic middle-class family moves back to Miami after living in California to take care of their recently widowed Abuela. Little do they know their new house is the infamous Bradford house which is haunted by two mischievous ghosts. Hilarious situations ensue as the family settles in, romance unfolds, over-zealous ghost hunters stalk the house, Abuela becomes more and more superstitious all the while high schoolers plan to throw a big Halloween party at the Bradford house.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vj8YR3Oc-Q

So bad it's good... especially the acting :P
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Serenity
(2019)

Baker Dill (Matthew McConaughey) is a fishing boat captain leading tours off a tranquil, tropical enclave called Plymouth Island. His quiet life is shattered, however, when his ex-wife Karen (Anne Hathaway) tracks him down with a desperate plea for help. She begs Dill to save her - and their young son - from her new, violent husband (Jason Clarke) by taking him out to sea on a fishing excursion, only to throw him to the sharks and leave him for dead. Karen's appearance thrusts Dill back into a life he'd tried to forget, and as he struggles between right and wrong, his world is plunged into a new reality that may not be all that it seems.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zMlsEK8xA

OK be honest.. who laughed at the reveal :D
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Spies Like Us
(1985)

Two low-level government employees, Emmitt Fitz-Hume (played by Chevy Chase) and Austin Milbarge (Dan Aykroyd), are chosen for a top-secret CIA mission. They are unsuitable as CIA agents but are deliberately chosen for this reason, as their mission is a decoy one and they are expendable. After being fast-tracked through training they are parachuted into Pakistan where all manner of adventures await them.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEqvqbjzWuU

The film originally ended with the destruction of the world, but test audiences didn't like it, so a new, happier ending was shot on a soundstage in Burbank. - Trivia :shock:
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Elvira's Haunted Hills
(2001)

Set back in 1851 in the Carpathia Mountains of Romania, Elvira the Mistress of the Dark" en route to Paris with her maidservant Zou Zou for a can-can revue, stop for the night at a haunted castle owned by a certain Vladimir Hellsubus whose long dead wife bears an eerie resemblance to Elvira.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2uHsl8P_p0

The Pentagon named a Stealth computer system "Elvira" after her. - Trivia :shock:
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Suck
(2009)

A bottom-shelf bar band gets a second shot at the big time when they're transformed into vampires and start to develop a loyal following. Joey (Rob Stefaniuk) fronts The Winners, a go-nowhere rock group accustomed to playing empty bowling alleys and deserted bars. They've never had a hit, and their manager Jeff (Dave Foley) voids them like the plague. Dumped by his girlfriend and advised by a sinister bartender (Alice Cooper) to simply snuff it, Joey keeps plugging away at his dreams until the one fateful night when everything changes. Hours after disappearing to an after party with a creepy goth guy (Dimitri Coats), sexy bass player Jennifer (Jessica Paré) shows up lacking more pigment than usual. Before long the Winners are dining on groupies, and dominating the charts. But their success has come at a particularly high price, and when Joey has the opportunity to set things right, he prepares to make the biggest decision of his life.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S94xng8QUO4

I don't think they de-aged McDowell, just used one of his old movies :P

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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

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Back Stab
(1990)

An erotic, mystery thriller made in Canada, and directed by Jim Kaufman, is the story of an architect Cliff Murphy (James Brolin), who spends the night with a beautiful woman only to find his murdered boss next to him in bed. Cliff is framed for the murder, and he must prove his innocence.
6/10
Watch it free on youtube = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM-N4_bWN74&t=623s
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rumpled » Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:50 pm

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House of the Long Shadows
(1983)

An American writer goes to a remote Welsh manor on a twenty thousand dollar bet: can he write a classic novel like "Wuthering Heights" in twenty-four hours? Upon his arrival, however, the writer discovers that the manor, thought empty, actually has several, rather odd, inhabitants.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UP8A1LtChw

John Carradine fell asleep filming a major dinner scene and was in the land of nod for much of the scene. - Trivia :D Now i'm gonna have to see it again :P
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

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Krush Groove
(1985)

In this movie based on the early days of Def Jam Recordings, up-and-coming manager Russell Walker manages all the hottest acts on the record label Krush Groove Records, which include Run-D.M.C., Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, and Kurtis Blow, while Rick (Rubin) produces the label's records. When Run-D.M.C. has a hit record and Russell doesn't have the money to press records, he borrows money from a street hustler. At the same time, Russell and and his brother Run both compete for the heart of R&B singer Sheila E.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjEJ5UqH0pY

Several fights broke out between extras. Many Latinos were stating that Hip Hop was collaborated between black/Latino while black extras argued that Latino "influence" came later. This caused so much tension on set that Russell Simmons grabbed megaphone and shouted "Its Black invented but now everyone is rocking to it. So lets stop fighting and finish this movie".After this, cooler heads prevailed. - Trivia :P
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

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The Mermaid: Lake of the Dead
(2018)

An evil Mermaid falls in love with Marina's fiancé Roman and aims to keep him away from Marina in her Kingdom of Death under water. The Mermaid is a young woman who drowned a few centuries ago. Marina only has one week to overcome her fear of the dark water, to remain human in the deathly fight with the monsters and not to become one herself.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuFu7zJ4NJs&t=67s

I regret nothing :P
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The Adventurers
(2017)

Infamous thief Cheung Tan has recently been released from prison. Soon after his release, Cheung immediately plots a heist with his partners Xiao Bao and Ye Hong in order to steal precious jewels in Europe. Meanwhile, French detective Pierre has been hot on Cheung's trails for many years. This time, he decides to capture Cheung and his gang of thieves for good.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THOSPwDRfp4&t=3s

2 fast 2 Asian... - Youtube :P
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The Doll 2
(2017)

Maira and Aldo lives happily with Kayla, their youngest child and Yani, their maid. But a tragic accident took Kayla's live away and also their happiness. Maira changes into someone so bleak and Aldo drowns himself in work. But 6 months later, on the day for Kayla's next birthday, Maira feels that she is not alone. The sound of doors opening at night, a broken TV turning on by itself, and a sound of a child calling for her. Sabrina the doll which is Kayla's favorite toy is also often misplaced. Elsa, her best friend, advises her to try to communicate with Kayla using Sabrina the doll as a medium. From that moment on, Maira feels disturbed and believes that Kayla is the one disturbing her. Aldo wouldn't believe her. But Maira is convinced that Kayla is now inside Sabrina the doll and is trying to communicate with her. So finally Maira asked Laras and Bagas for help, psychics who did something similar a few years ago. But Laras is convinced that this will be worse than before.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJn2rHsT2Qg&t=34s
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

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Ski School
(1990)

Rival ski instructors at a prestigious mountain school compete to save their jobs. The infamous "Section Eight", a popular group of skiing partiers are up against some rich stiffs whose only thought is beating their arch rivals in the annual spring pageant.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjzqs6bStXQ

During a bedroom scene, Victoria drops her bra on the floor twice. - Goofs :P
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Post by Rumpled » Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:20 pm

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Judgment Night
(1993)

Four pals are on their way to a boxing match, but get stuck in heavy traffic. To get to the boxing match in time they take the first exit they find to find another way to the venue. As they are driving around lost in gang-land they get stuck and witness a brutal murder. The killer wants no witnesses and tries to kill them too. The four pals get away the first time, but the killer is soon back on their tail again while they are trying to find help in the middle of nowhere.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5p7wq2PcJM

Emilio Estevez asked for and received $4 million to star in the film. He was able to get a much larger payday than anyone expected because he was available at a point where the film needed to either go into production or have the plug pulled, and they had spent more than twice that $4 million figure on pre-production which would have been lost if he hadn't taken the lead role. - Trivia Kerrr-ching 8-)
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

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Dead Body
(2017)

Nine high school kids celebrate graduation at a secluded home in the wilderness. They fight, philander, and feel nostalgic as they embark on a life away from home, in college. Once the party dies down they play a game: Dead Body. But when one party-goer takes the game too far, actually murdering the other guests one by one, it's up to the group to set aside their tensions, and ferret out the murderer before it's too late.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUV-yS3IpwM

Despite power to the entire house being cut, the television in the upstairs bedroom remains on. - Goofs :P
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rumpled » Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:38 pm

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Stray
(2018)

An orphaned teenager teams up with the detective investigating her mother's murder. They soon discover a supernatural force threatening the city and realize the teen possesses hidden powers of her own which might be the key to stopping it.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYK-GCZZw_c
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House IV
(1992)

Following a disagreement with Roger Cobb (played by William Katt) and his brother Roger and his new wife and young daughter decide to keep the old and supposedly haunted family home. When driving back to town, Roger is killed in a car accident. His family move into the old home. Inside the house, widow and her daughter experience bizarre and frightening events, while they all ready have to deal with the pressures of selling the Cobb home to a mysterious group.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo1Qr7VYVdU&t=27s

Nowhere in the film is it addressed how wheelchair-bound Laurel is able to get upstairs let alone the front steps. - Goofs :P
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rumpled » Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:57 pm

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Detective Dee: The Four Heavenly Kings
(2018)

Sees the detective embroiled in his most difficult case yet. Accused of wrongdoing by Empress Wu, Detective Dee must defend himself against this formidable foe, all while investigating a crime wave that has engulfed the city, marked by strange and seemingly supernatural occurrences.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkygyG0--8o&t=43s
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