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Dirty War (2004)

After years of meticulous planning, a terrorist operation is reaching its final stages. The authorities have received no intelligence; they are in a race against time but don't yet know it. As the operation unfolds, we see the working lives of men and women directly affected by terrorism. Among them: a firemen worried about the increasingly dangerous conditions he and his men are expected to work under; the head of the anti-terrorist branch whose responsibility it is to protect London and a female Muslim detective brought into Scotland Yard to investigate another suspected terrorist cell. But it is too late to stop the attack. Outside Liverpool Street station suicide bombers detonate a large radiological dispersal device (RDD). The explosive blast kills scores of commuters and sends a cloud of smoke containing radioactive debris high into the morning sky. For the police, a desperate struggle to find and stop secondary attacks begins.
3/10
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Identity Thief (2013)

Sandy Patterson (Jason Bateman) gets a nice call confirming his name and other identifying information. The next thing he knows, a spa in Florida is reminding him of his appointment and his credit cards are maxed out. With his identity stolen, Sandy leaves his wife, kids and job to literally bring the thief to justice in Colorado. Keeping tabs on the other Sandy (Melissa McCarthy) and run-ins with bounty hunters is harder than he was expecting, and ultimately the cross-country trip is going to find both Sandys learning life tips from one another.
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO12W35DpsQ
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The Rainbow Thief (1990)

An eccentric prince decides one day to give up all his wealth and position and live his own life. His idea of living his own life, though, is to take up residence in the city's sewers. His dutiful servant, who happens to be a thief, accompanies him. Appeals to his rich uncle to do something about it fall on deaf ears -- the uncle, who prefers the company of his Dalmatians to that of people, is as nutty as he is.
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyJ37at7_UM

Alas not one of Jodorowsky best :(
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Yellowbeard (1983)

Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman), a pirate's pirate, is allowed to escape from prison to lead the authorities to his treasure. He finds that his wife neglected to tell him that he now has a son, twenty, and shame of shame, an intellectual. The British Navy, Yellowbeard, his son, and members of Yellowbeard's old crew, all go after the treasure.
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqZ7DZSXmoo

A stellar cast takes us on a lack lustre adventure :(
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Nomis (2018)

A weathered Lieutenant, his police force, and a local vigilante are all caught up in a dangerous scheme involving a recently arrested, troubled man who's linked to years of female abductions and murders.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDKBV2kxEo&t=105s
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Post by Wooley » Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:18 pm

Rump wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:13 pm

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Yellowbeard (1983)

Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman), a pirate's pirate, is allowed to escape from prison to lead the authorities to his treasure. He finds that his wife neglected to tell him that he now has a son, twenty, and shame of shame, an intellectual. The British Navy, Yellowbeard, his son, and members of Yellowbeard's old crew, all go after the treasure.
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqZ7DZSXmoo

A stellar cast takes us on a lack lustre adventure :(
I have a soft-spot for this one.
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Isn't it Romantic (2019)

New York City architect Natalie works hard to get noticed at her job but is more likely to be asked to deliver coffee and bagels than to design the city's next skyscraper. And if things weren't bad enough, Natalie, a lifelong cynic when it comes to love, has an encounter with a mugger that renders her unconscious, waking to discover that her life has suddenly become her worst nightmare -- a romantic comedy -- and she is the leading lady.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVYzxm_RqMg

Good idea, but wheres the funny?
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Post by Rump » Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:23 pm

Wooley wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:18 pm
I have a soft-spot for this one.
I figured you would.. i bet D.P loves it
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Rocky Balboa (2006)

When he loses a highly publicized virtual boxing match to ex-champ Rocky Balboa, reigning heavyweight titleholder Mason Dixon retaliates by challenging the Itallian Stallion to a nationally televised, 10-round exhibition bout. To the surprise of his son and friends, Rocky agrees to come out of retirement and face an opponent who's faster, stronger and thirty years his junior. With the odds stacked firmly against him, Rocky takes on Dixon in what will become the greatest fight in boxing history, a hard-hitting, action-packed battle of the ages.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tab8fK2_3w

A wee bit far-fetched this one :P
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Crash and Burn (1990)

Unicom is a powerful organization overseeing most of the world after its economic collapse. They have banned computers and robots in an attempt to insure "life, liberty, and the pursuit of economic stability". When a Unicom Synth robot infiltrates a southwest TV station and kills the manager, a revolutionary against the gestapo-like corporation, a lowly Unicom delivery man must help the rest of the station survive through the incoming "thermal storm".
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOqlnK0NR5M
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Dragon Blade (2015)

When corrupt Roman leader Tiberius arrives with a giant army to claim the Silk Road, Huo An and his group of trained warriors teams up with an elite legion of defected Roman soldiers led by General Lucius to maintain the delicate balance of power in the region. To protect his country and his new friends, Huo An gathers the warriors of thirty-six ethnic nations together to fight Tiberius in an incredible epic battle.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUs8tWJ0EWM&t=53s
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Gridlocked (2015)

Former SWAT leader David Hendrix is down on his luck and has failed to receive medical clearance after taking a bullet on the job. Despite being highly trained and competent, his efforts have been reduced to routine tasks for the NYPD. As if things couldn't get any worse, he's been forced to babysit Brody Walker, a hard partying celebrity that's been sent on a mandatory ride along as part of his probation. Pampered and irritating, Walker is the last thing Hendrix needs. But all of that changes when a police training facility comes under attack by a team of ruthless mercenaries led by the mysterious Korver. Now, Hendrix and Walker must band together with the remaining survivors to fight back and keep the mercenaries from overtaking the compound.... if they don't kill each other first.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0CWtqJbsGo&t=61s
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Monolith (2016)

A mother and her son plan a surprise visit to Los Angeles to see her husband/his father. Halfway there they get into a terrible accident in the middle of nowhere and now must fight to survive.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18iQxnLsFB0

God damn it, i thought it was about an evil SUV :x
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Post by Slentert » Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:44 pm

Every time I look at the bottom list of the movies you watched, I think to myself "Where does he find all these junk?"
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Duckweed (2017)

An emotional story about the reconciliation between a father and his son. Ah Lang, a youth from a small town, thinks that his father Ah Zheng never understood his occupation and life. In a fateful occurrence, he is able to experience his father's legendary and interesting life in the past.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu7ZARHtX10
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Post by Rump » Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:48 pm

Slentert wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:44 pm
Every time I look at the bottom list of the movies you watched, I think to myself "Where does he find all these junk?"
Stick around... november i'm having a bad cinema month ;)
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Post by Slentert » Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:52 pm

Rump wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:48 pm
Stick around... november i'm having a bad cinema month ;)
Sounds promising.
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Men in Black: International (2019)

After an eye-opening encounter of the third kind, the secret MiB organisation's newest recruit, Agent M, finds herself under the wing of the heroic Agent H in cosmopolitan London, when a shape-shifting duo of intergalactic assassins executes an alien aristocrat. Now, with a devastating super-weapon of mass destruction hidden somewhere on Earth, the Men in Black will leave no stone unturned to retrieve it; however, heavy clouds of mistrust and a scent of betrayal envelop the once-incorruptible agency. Is there a well-placed mole in their midst?
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV-WEb2oxLk

Just let the 90's go people!!!
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Post by Slentert » Mon Oct 28, 2019 12:04 am

Rump wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:59 pm
Just let the 90's go people!!!
They're just getting started. Once the eighties nostalgia craze has finally set down, we're gonna be up to our necks into misplaced nineties adoration. I already dread the day everyone is going to fondly look back at the 2000s...
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In the Shadow of the Moon (2019)

In 1988, Philadelphia police officer Thomas Lockhart (Boyd Holbrook), hungry to become a detective, begins tracking a serial killer who mysteriously resurfaces every nine years. But when the killer's crimes begin to defy all scientific explanation, Locke's obsession with finding the truth threatens to destroy his career, his family, and possibly his sanity.
5/10
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Slentert wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 12:04 am
They're just getting started. Once the eighties nostalgia craze has finally set down, we're gonna be up to our necks into misplaced nineties adoration. I already dread the day everyone is going to fondly look back at the 2000s...
If i remember rightly theres a The Craft 2 or a remake on the way!!!
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Action Point (2018)

D.C. (Johnny Knoxville) is the crackpot owner of Action Point, a low-rent, out-of-control amusement park with dangerous rides. Just as D.C.'s estranged teenage daughter Boogie (Eleanor Worthington Cox) comes to visit, a corporate mega-park opens nearby and jeopardizes the future of Action Point. To save his beloved theme park and his relationship with his daughter, D.C. and the Action Point staff risk everything to pull out all the stops..
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri1Cc3Yz09U&t=83s
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Fractured (2019)

Driving cross-country, Ray and his wife and daughter stop at a highway rest area where his daughter falls and breaks her arm. After a frantic rush to the hospital and a clash with the check-in nurse, Ray is finally able to get her to a doctor. While the wife and daughter go downstairs for an MRI, Ray, exhausted, passes out in a chair in the lobby. Upon waking up, they have no record or knowledge of Ray's family ever being checked in.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8obCz5NSog

You will easily guess the ending
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Always be my Maybe (2019)

Childhood friends Sasha and Marcus have a falling out and don't speak for 15 years. But when Sasha, now a celebrity chef in Los Angeles, returns to her hometown of San Francisco to open a new restaurant, she runs into her old pal - a happily complacent musician still living at home and working for his dad. Though the two are reluctant to reconnect, they soon find the old sparks - and maybe some new ones - are there.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHBcWHY9lN4
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Life on the Line (2015)

Life on the line is a riveting action thriller and family drama centered on Beau (John Travolta), his beloved niece Bailey (Kate Bosworth) and the hardworking men who risk their lives to work "on the line" and keep the electric grid running. These unsung heroes brave raging storms and dangerously dizzying heights in their dedication to keeping the populace safe. Toiling hundreds of feet in the air on wires carrying as much as 500,000 volts of electricity, tragedy is often inches away. Haunted by the electrocution death of his brother, Beau is devoted to Bailey and determined to see her go off to college and away from the life of linemen. Bailey has other plans, which include the strapping second-generation lineman Duncan (Devon Sawa), whom Beau despises. A deadly tempest is brewing and headed straight to their Texas town. Beau, Duncan and a legion of linemen are thrust into the eye of the storm and must face down impending disaster to keep their community connected.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEz8Z_G8SBk
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Blockers (2018)

Single mother Lisa Decker drops off her young daughter, Julie, for her first day of kindergarten. She watches on as Julie is joined by two other girls, Kayla and Sam. Kayla's dad Mitchell and Sam's dad Hunter introduce themselves and become close friends after seeing the bond between their children..
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfFcaV5O7SU
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Supertroopers (2001)

Thorny, Mac, Rabbit, Foster and Farva are Vermont state troopers out to have a good time. Stationed in a remote area near the Canadian border, the troopers, avid pranksters with an affinity for syrup, have a knack for screwing up on the job. But when budget cuts in the town of Spurbury threaten their livelihood and pit them against arch-rival Spurbury P.D., the five friends try to straighten up and fly right. That is, until a dead body is discovered and a possible drug ring is unearthed. The super troopers spring into action attempting to solve the crime, save their jobs, and outdo the local police department.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wx5GgJhM9Y

Hmmm it's not that much of a classic?
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Rump wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:01 am
Supertroopers (2001)[/size]


Hmmm it's not that much of a classic?
I feel like it's almost second-tier cult classic? Like, I hear it referred to as a cult classic, but then I watched about 30 minutes of it and wasn't that impressed.
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Rump wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 12:18 am
If i remember rightly theres a The Craft 2 or a remake on the way!!!
There is.
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Post by Wooley » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:43 am

Rump wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:23 pm
I figured you would.. i bet D.P loves it
I'm not saying it's good. Oh, far from it. But Graham Chapman never flinches in this one, and I found John Cleese, Marty Feldman, Madeline Kahn, Peter Cook, Eric Idle, and even James Mason to be game. The Cheech & Chong bit was ill-advised, like much of the script, frankly, but I still had fun with it.

Then again, I am also the guy who watched The Pirate Movie probably a dozen times. Without regret.
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Post by Wooley » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:50 am

Slentert wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:44 pm
Every time I look at the bottom list of the movies you watched, I think to myself "Where does he find all these junk?"
It really is something.
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Rocketman (2019)

Rocketman is an epic musical fantasy about the incredible human story of Elton John's breakthrough years. The film follows the fantastical journey of transformation from shy piano prodigy Reginald Dwight into international superstar Elton John. This inspirational story -- set to Elton John's most beloved songs and performed by star Taron Egerton -- tells the universally relatable story of how a small-town boy became one of the most iconic figures in pop culture.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3vO8E2e6G0

Not as bad as i thought
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Rim of the World (2019)

Summer camp at Rim of the World has barely begun when four misfit teenagers -- Alex, ZhenZhen, Dariush, and Gabriel -- find they've got bigger problems to face than learning how to canoe and climb ropes when aliens suddenly invade the planet. Alone in a campground once teeming with people, the kids are unexpectedly entrusted with a key that carries the secret to stopping the invasion. Without any adults or electronics to help guide the way, it's clear what they must do: band together, conquer their fears, and save the world.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkvBpKHL99k

Starts off funny but gets pretty drab as it goes on
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Deliver Us From Eva (2003)

Eva Dandridge (Gabrielle Union) is a very uptight young woman who constantly meddles in the affairs of her sisters and their husbands. Her in-laws, who are tired of Eva interfering in their lives, decide to set her up with someone so she can leave them alone. They end up paying Ray, the local "playboy," $5,000 to date her. The plan goes by smoothly, but troubles comes when Ray actually falls in love with Eva.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWCJCcs1Gy4

Now thats one union i'd like to get into 8-)
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Private School (1983)

Christine (Phoebe Cates), a student at an exclusive all-girls private school, is in love with Jim, who attends an academy for boys nearby. Christine's arch rival Jordan also has her eye on Jim, and she is willing to do whatever she can to steal him away. Jim's uber-slob buddy Bubba is going with Betsy, Christine's cynical friend, though he would probably be unfaithful if any other woman were willing to get near him. Bubba and his pals sneak into the girls' school dressed in drag in hopes of reaching the Promised Land (better known as the women's shower room), while Christine and Jim run away together for the weekend, though their escapade isn't as romantic as they had hoped.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8BswtzRkU

I'd russell her betsy :P
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The Sisters Brothers (2018)

Based on Patrick DeWitt's novel, The Sisters Brothers revolves around the colorfully named gold prospector Hermann Kermit Warm, who's being pursued across 1000 miles of 1850s Oregon desert to San Francisco by the notorious assassins Eli and Charlie Sisters. Except Eli is having a personal crisis and beginning to doubt the longevity of his chosen career. And Hermann might have a better offer.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaCGqfn_qzs
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Vexille (2007)

Japan, 2077: A female agent named Vexille is dispatched to Tokyo to investigate whether Japanese are developing robotic technology, which has been banned by the U.N. due to its potential threat to humankind.
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D.E.B.S (2004)

Recruited by the U.S. government for their unique ability to lie, cheat and fight, Amy, Max, Janet and Dominique join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D.E.B.S. These crime fighting hotties set out to save the world and keep their lipstick perfectly applied while doing so. Now the girls must combine their skills for their most important mission- to capture vexing vixen Lucy Diamond, the deadliest criminal the world has ever known. When D.E.B.S. star player, Amy, falls for Lucy, chaos erupts and the D.E.B.S. loyalty is put to the test.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Unq55oBxQ

Scored high on the fap-o-meter :up:
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Airheads (1994)

Three would be rockers Chazz, Rex and Pip, known as The Lone Rangers plan to play their demo on a recording company, but then they're turned down rudely. Then they decide to try the famous rock n' roll radio station, but are not accepted either. Then they decide arm themselves with squirt guns and take the station hostage for not playing their demo. But the three get more than what they have bargained for.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD9a_EVDk-s&t=20s
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I Am Mother (2019)

After a global apocalypse, an android called "Mother" is responsible for repopulating Earth using a collection of embryos stored in an underground failsafe bunker. Her teenage daughter, who she raised from an embryo, is submitted to classes and tests to assess her development as human being. When the daughter finds a mouse inside the base, she suspects that the outside is no longer contaminated. One day, she sees a wounded woman outside the base and lets her in. Soon she learns something that will affect her relationship with Mother and which will change her forever.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5BKctcZxrM

So thats where hilary swank went?
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Solace (2015)

A psychic doctor, John Clancy (Sir Anthony Hopkins), works with an F.B.I. Special Agent (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) in search of serial killer Charles Ambrose (Colin Farrell). After having lived in isolation for two years, since the death of his daughter, Clancy is asked by his friend Joe, an F.B.I. Special Agent to help him solve several murders committed by a serial killer. The problem is that Ambrose is also psychic, and far ahead of Clancy.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk0zmmokde4
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:27 pm


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X-men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

The X-Men. Protectors of peace. Jean Grey is one of the most beloved X-Men. But when a mission goes wrong, Jean is exposed to a dark and ancient power. This power has destroyed everything it comes in contact with, until her. Now that this power is becoming unstable, she releases it with destruction and anger. Now that this foreign power is consuming her, and the world is threatened, the X-Men have to face an important truth: they must save either the world, or their friend who threatens it.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azvR__GRQic&t=8s

I do wish they'd hurry up and scrap these crappy young x-men and let the MCU start a new batch
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:31 pm


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Man Up (2015)

A 34 year old single woman, Nancy, hung-over again, exhausted by the endless fruitless set ups by her friends, traveling up to London to toast another 10 years of her parent's successful happy magical marriage runs in with a 40 year old divorcee, Jack, who mistakes her for his 24 year old blind date. Nancy, deciding to go with it, happens to hop on the most chaotic yet hilarious journey of her life which neither of them will ever forget. There is drinking, truths, an old stalker class mate with a long standing crush, lost divorce papers, lost hopes, competitive indoor sports and yeah Jack finding out the truth that Nancy isn't his blind date. 'Man Up' a romantic comedy about taking chances, finding about being yourself, making decisions and rolling with the consequences.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SycIWnKMP7Y&t=79s
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:35 pm


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Wild Card (2015)

Nick Wild (Jason Statham) is a Las Vegas bodyguard with lethal professional skills and a personal gambling problem. When a friend is beaten by a sadistic thug, Nick strikes back, only to find out the thug is the son of a powerful mob boss. Suddenly Nick is plunged into the criminal underworld, chased by enforcers and wanted by the mob. Having raised the stakes, Nick has one last play to change his fortunes...and this time, it's all or nothing.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fJGbTfFPkM&t=84s
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:38 pm


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Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

The new story follows the heroic efforts of the crypto-zoological agency Monarch as its members face off against a battery of god sized monsters, including the mighty Godzilla, who collides with Mothra, Rodan, and his ultimate nemesis, the three headed King Ghidorah. When these ancient superspecies, thought to be mere myths, rise again, they all vie for supremacy, leaving humanity's very existence hanging in the balance.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFxN2oDKk0E
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:41 pm


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A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

Set in 1882 in the American west, Albert is a lowly farmer with a nice girlfriend. But when she leaves him for the more successful and handsome owner of a moustachery store, Albert returns to his lonely daily life of trying to avoid death. Then the mysterious Anna rides into town and captures Albert's interest and heart, but with her deadly husband in town, Albert is going to have to become the western gun-slinging hero he never was. It won't be easy because there are a million ways to die in the west.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXxqG4aqwY4
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Charles » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:43 pm

Rump wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:38 pm

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Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

The new story follows the heroic efforts of the crypto-zoological agency Monarch as its members face off against a battery of god sized monsters, including the mighty Godzilla, who collides with Mothra, Rodan, and his ultimate nemesis, the three headed King Ghidorah. When these ancient superspecies, thought to be mere myths, rise again, they all vie for supremacy, leaving humanity's very existence hanging in the balance.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFxN2oDKk0E
You could cut a full hour from this and lose absolutely nothing. Hopefully, the next ones are richer in monsters, or just shorter.
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:46 pm


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The Dark Maidens (2017)

Sometimes there is more to a high school extracurricular activity than an activity. An undercurrent lurks and stirs when the girls of a Christian high school in Japan gather together in the exclusive building of their literature club to take part in its activities. There are books, records, delicious baked goods, friendships and - more.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt0aLr8BrbE&t=24s
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:56 pm


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Ferdinand (2017)

Destined to become a fearless fighting bull, the young pacifist and flower-loving calf, Ferdinand, summons up the courage to escape from a Spanish bull-training camp, to finally find himself on little Nina's idyllic and fragrant farm. However, an unfortunate run-in with a busy golden bee will send the immense but peaceful animal back to the old Casa del Toro academy, where the famous matador, El Primero, usually selects his worthy bovine opponents for the arena. Does Ferdinand hide a fierce champion underneath a mountain of muscles, or is he a gentle giant after all?
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBofcN9NoVs

So does this mean the Iron Giant was gay all along?
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Re: Films i Saw Last Month From Crappiest to Greatest

Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:03 pm


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Brooklyns Finest (2009)

In Brooklyn, amid drug deals, violence, casual racism, poverty, housing projects, and corrupt cops, we follow three officers: Tango, African-American, working undercover, believing he's earned a promotion to a desk job but told he has to set up the bust of an ex-con who saved his life; Sal, who'll commit murder to get cash; and, Eddie, the precinct's oldest beat cop, a week to go before retirement, assigned to mentor an earnest rookie. Can this end well for any of the three?
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUMC8rh6uuE
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