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Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:28 pm


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The Dilema (2011)

A man finds out that what you don't say to a friend is just as important as what you do is this story of how far you can bend a brotherly bond before it snaps. Since college, confirmed bachelor Ronny (Vaughn) and happily married Nick (James) have been through thick and thin. Now partners in an auto design firm, the two pals are vying to land a dream project that would launch their company. Ronny's girlfriend, Beth (Connelly), and Nick's wife, Geneva (Ryder), are by their sides. But Ronny's world is turned upside down when he inadvertently sees Geneva out with another man and makes it his mission to get answers. As the amateur investigation dissolves into mayhem, he learns that Nick has a few secrets of his own. Now, with the clock ticking and pressure mounting on the biggest presentation of their careers, Ronny must decide what will happen if he reveals the truth to his best friend.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU8JFk7aXyA
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Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:33 pm


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Love Potion No.9 (1992)

When it comes to love, Paul Matthews and Diane Farrow, two highly educated and talented scientists don't know a thing. Looking at their geeky demeanor's it's easy to see why. Despite the fact that both are neighbors, share the same interests and both are psychobiologists who study primates, neither is really aware of the other romantically until Paul, who is terribly shy around women, goes to gypsy Madame Ruth in desperation and asks for help. She reads his palm and tells him that he needs a woman; she then hands him Love Potion No. 8 which will attract women like flies to honey.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6ir2m5SLw

And now i know where this scene comes from... perfect gif for when a woman enters a horny male populated forum :)

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Post by Wooley » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:40 pm

Rump wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 2:35 pm

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Private School (1983)

Christine (Phoebe Cates), a student at an exclusive all-girls private school, is in love with Jim, who attends an academy for boys nearby. Christine's arch rival Jordan also has her eye on Jim, and she is willing to do whatever she can to steal him away. Jim's uber-slob buddy Bubba is going with Betsy, Christine's cynical friend, though he would probably be unfaithful if any other woman were willing to get near him. Bubba and his pals sneak into the girls' school dressed in drag in hopes of reaching the Promised Land (better known as the women's shower room), while Christine and Jim run away together for the weekend, though their escapade isn't as romantic as they had hoped.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8BswtzRkU

I'd russell her betsy :P
I love this movie. I'm not saying it's good, but I love it.
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Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:41 pm


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Fast and Furious: Hobbs and Shaw (2019)

Ever since hulking lawman Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson), a loyal agent of America's Diplomatic Security Service, and lawless outcast Shaw (Jason Statham), a former British military elite operative, first faced off in 2015's Furious 7, the duo have swapped smack talk and body blows as they've tried to take each other down. But when cyber-genetically enhanced anarchist Brixton (Idris Elba) gains control of an insidious bio-threat that could alter humanity forever--and bests a brilliant and fearless rogue MI6 agent (The Crown's Vanessa Kirby), who just happens to be Shaw's sister--these two sworn enemies will have to partner up to kick his butt.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg
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Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:42 pm

Wooley wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:40 pm
I love this movie. I'm not saying it's good, but I love it.
I'd honestly never heard of it, til this year!!!
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Post by Wooley » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:44 pm

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Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:27 pm

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X-men: Dark Phoenix (2019)


I do wish they'd hurry up and scrap these crappy young x-men and let the MCU start a new batch
Amen.
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I Feel Pretty (2018)

A woman struggling with insecurity wakes from a fall believing she is the most beautiful and capable woman on the planet. Her new confidence empowers her to live fearlessly, but what happens when she realizes her appearance never changed?
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVx9EFK3DWE
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Post by Wooley » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:46 pm

Rump wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:33 pm

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Love Potion No.9 (1992)

When it comes to love, Paul Matthews and Diane Farrow, two highly educated and talented scientists don't know a thing. Looking at their geeky demeanor's it's easy to see why. Despite the fact that both are neighbors, share the same interests and both are psychobiologists who study primates, neither is really aware of the other romantically until Paul, who is terribly shy around women, goes to gypsy Madame Ruth in desperation and asks for help. She reads his palm and tells him that he needs a woman; she then hands him Love Potion No. 8 which will attract women like flies to honey.
6/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6ir2m5SLw

And now i know where this scene comes from... perfect gif for when a woman enters a horny male populated forum :)

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An old favorite. The first time I ever saw Sandra Bullock. And her potion worked on me.
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Post by Wooley » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:48 pm

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Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:42 pm
I'd honestly never heard of it, til this year!!!
Oh, I'm pretty sure I "watched it" 50 times when I was between the ages of 12 and 15.
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Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:52 pm


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The Girl in the Fog (2017)

On her way to church in the hazy alpine village of Avechot, the quiet 15-year-old, Anna Lou, daughter of a religious couple, vanishes into thin air, never to return home. To aid in the investigation of this puzzling case is summoned the fastidious Detective Vogel with the questionable methods; however, amidst a full-scale media storm and half-baked leads, no one is above suspicion, villagers and newcomers alike. But is Anna Lou's troubling disappearance a case of an adolescent tantrum only days before Christmas, or is there a wolf in sheep's clothing, hiding in the otherwise peaceful community?
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54H4VQ5M_fM
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Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:57 pm


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Burning (2018)

Jong-su bumps into a girl who used to live in the same neighborhood, who asks him to look after her cat while she's on a trip to Africa. When back, she introduces Ben, a mysterious guy she met there, who confesses his secret hobby.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oihHs2Errwk

One of those less is more types that captain terror will love ;)
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Anna (2019)

Anna is a young beautiful girl who managed to make a career in the fashion world. More recently, she was a simple model from Moscow, but in a very short time she was able to enter the elite. Once she entered the hotel of an influential and very dangerous person, after which a whole mountain of corpses was discovered there. The girl is being interrogated by special services, but she has absolutely nothing to tell on this fact. She looks scared, and no one suspects her. Anna goes free and begins preparing for a new business. Under the guise of a fragile beauty, is hiding the world's most dangerous assassin, who has not yet misfired.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6yTXsCauIc

Usually i'd jizz over these but it was just a Nikita remake with a crappy ending, the scene above was hella awesome.
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Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:06 pm


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Shes the Man (2006)

Here's the thing! Viola's soccer team at Cornwall gets cut. She wants to join the boys' team, but they do not allow girls. So she thinks, "If you can't beat them, join them". So she does! She disguises herself as her twin brother, Sebastian and goes out for the rival school, Illyria Boys' Soccer Team and makes it. Unfortunately, she didn't plan falling in love with her roommate Duke. But Duke has his eyes on Olivia. What makes matters worse is that Olivia starts to fall for Sebastian because he/she has a sensitive side. If things couldn't get more problematic, the real Sebastian (who was in London working on his music) comes home early. He arrives on campus and has no clue that he was replaced by his twin sister.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf67WlthWXk
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Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:12 pm


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BlacKkKlansman (2018)

In the early 1970s, Ron Stallworth is hired as the first black officer in the Colorado Springs, Colorado police department. Stallworth is initially assigned to work in the records room, where he faces racial slurs from his coworkers. Stallworth requests a transfer to go undercover, and is assigned to infiltrate a local rally at which national civil rights leader Kwame Ture (birth name Stokely Carmichael) is to give a speech. At the rally, Stallworth meets Patrice Dumas, the president of the black student union at Colorado College. While taking Ture to his hotel, Patrice is stopped by patrolman Andy Landers, a corrupt, racist officer in Stallworth's precinct, who threatens Ture and sexually assaults Patrice.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQNZhs0QKq0
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Post by Popcorn Reviews » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:14 pm

Rump wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:57 pm

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Burning (2018)

Jong-su bumps into a girl who used to live in the same neighborhood, who asks him to look after her cat while she's on a trip to Africa. When back, she introduces Ben, a mysterious guy she met there, who confesses his secret hobby.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oihHs2Errwk

One of those less is more types that captain terror will love ;)
I'm a really big fan of this one, and I hope that, in the future, you'll warm up to it some more.

EDIT: Same goes for BlacKkKlansman.
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Friends with Benefits (2011)

Jamie Rellis (Mila Kunis) is a New York City head-hunter trying to sign Los Angeles-based art director Dylan Harper (Justin Timberlake) for her client. When he takes the job and makes the move, they quickly become friends. Their friendship turns into a friendship with benefits, but with Jamie's emotionally damaged past and Dylan's history of being emotionally unavailable, they have to try to not fall for each other the way Hollywood romantic comedies dictate.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxfaGMuiniI
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Outrageous Fortune (1987)

Lauren and Sandy are total opposites who end up in the same acting class and who don't know they are sharing a lover. When he disappears under mysterious circumstances they refuse to believe that he is dead and are the only ones who are searching for him across several states. Ending up in the western US., they discover he had other interests as they find their lives in danger.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX4aMSV1wcs

A revisit and i forgot how goddam pretty Shelly Long is :heart: Anyway the part where she plays a foul mouth cop is gold :D
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Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:58 pm


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Beerfest (2006)

After the death of their grandfather Johann von Wolfhause, the brothers Jan and Todd Wolfhouse travel to Munich to fulfill a family tradition, spreading the ashes of Johann during the Oktoberfest. Their contact brings them to a secret beer competition, the Beerfest", where they are offended by Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen and the German branch of their family that accuse their great-grandmother of being a prostitute and their grandfather of stealing an old recipe of the best beer in Germany. Jan and Todd returns to USA humiliated and decide to organize a beer team to dispute the next Beerfest. They join Landfill, Barry and Fink and train long the year to participate in the competition. When they find the lost recipe hidden in a dummy, they feel that their German relatives told the truth. But the team is ready for the tough dispute.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaxX_bGsDc&t=12s
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Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 6:01 pm


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The Edge of Seventeen (2016)

Everyone knows that growing up is hard, and life is no easier for high school junior Nadine (Hailee Steinfeld), who is already at peak awkwardness when her all-star older brother Darian (Blake Jenner) starts dating her best friend Krista (Haley Lu Richardson). All at once, Nadine feels more alone than ever, until the unexpected friendship of a thoughtful boy (Hayden Szeto) gives her a glimmer of hope that things just might not be so terrible after all.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vswj96INhmo
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Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 6:04 pm


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Bad Moms (2016)

Amy has a seemingly perfect life - a great marriage, over-achieving kids, a beautiful home and a career. However, she's overworked, over-committed and exhausted to the point that she's about to snap. Fed up, she joins forces with two other over-stressed moms on a quest to liberate themselves from conventional responsibilities - going on a wild, un-mom-like binge of long overdue freedom, fun and self-indulgence - putting them on a collision course with PTA Queen Bee Gwendolyn and her clique of devoted perfect moms.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKCw-kqo3cs
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Going to Brazil (2016)

Four childhood friends reunite for a wedding in Rio, only to find themselves on the run through the Brazilian countryside after accidentally killing someone at a drug-fueled party.
7/10
Trailer (no eng subs) = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuVHP9BoxTA
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The Campaign (2012)

When Cam Brady, a four-term Congressman, becomes a liability, the Motch brothers (think Koch brothers) recruit Marty Huggins, the son of a Republican heavy hitter, to run against him and be their vehicle to establish factories in the district that will import cheap Chinese labor. Trouble is, Marty is a lightweight, so his makeover falls to consultant Tim Wattley. The race tightens as Cam constantly shoots himself in the foot, while the prospect of winning also changes Marty and his family's dynamics. Meanwhile, Cam plays dirty, and Marty cottons on to the Moches' grand plan. What options do the rich have to get their way?
8/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qQ6UcU_JiE

That baby punch scene, my god i died :D
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Post by Rump » Mon Oct 28, 2019 6:20 pm


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John Wick 3: Parabellum (2019)

In this third installment of the adrenaline-fueled action franchise, skilled assassin John Wick (Keanu Reeves) returns with a $14 million price tag on his head and an army of bounty-hunting killers on his trail. After killing a member of the shadowy international assassin's guild, the High Table, John Wick is excommunicado, but the world's most ruthless hit men and women await his every turn.
8/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU8-7BX9uxs&t=9s

Better than the 2nd one :up:
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Post by Slentert » Mon Oct 28, 2019 6:23 pm

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Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:43 pm
You could cut a full hour from this and lose absolutely nothing. Hopefully, the next ones are richer in monsters, or just shorter.
I remember being so jaded when this came out with fanboys saying "why would you ever watch a Godzilla movie for the characters? lol". But than why is there only like 20 minutes of monster stuff in the entire movie with the remaining two hours being the most boring family drama ever put on screen.

I really hated this movie.
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Post by Wooley » Mon Oct 28, 2019 6:25 pm

Rump wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 6:20 pm

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John Wick 3: Parabellum (2019)


Better than the 2nd one :up:
No shit?!
I will add that to my November queue.
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Post by Rump » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:54 pm

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The Missing (2003)

Set in New Mexico in 1886, a father (Tommy Lee Jones) returns home to his daughter Maggie (Cate Blanchett) to try to make peace decades after abandoning her to go live with the Apaches, only to find that she has no forgiveness or affection to give him. When her daughter, Lily (Evan Rachel Wood), is kidnapped by a band of outlaw Army deserters (who also murdered Maggie's companion Brake, played by Aaron Eckhart) led by a mysterious Apache shaman (Eric Schweig), however, the estranged duo teams up to rescue Lily.
8/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=535RNQ0REx8
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Post by Rump » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:11 pm

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Hellboy (2019)

Hellboy is a supernatural being who is the son of a fallen angel. He came to our world in 1944 as a result of a mystical ritual. The Occultists of the Third Reich had long tried to gain an advantage in the war, hoping to attract the ideal soldier to the ranks of the fascist army. Hellboy was exactly the one they needed, but they never managed to make their plans a reality. The demon from hell fell into the hands of Americans and began to serve them, protecting the world from mysterious threats. This time he is sent to England to meet face to face with Merlin's wife. Just a battle with the Blood Queen will lead to the end of the world, which the monster tried to avoid all his life.
8/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsBO4b3tyZg&t=62s

Wow 5.2 on imdb.. such fascists... i found it just as good as the others and maybe a little naughtier
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Post by Rump » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:17 pm

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The Golden Dream (2013)

Juan, Sara, and Samuel, three teenagers from the slums of Guatemala, travel to the United States in search of a better life. On their journey through Mexico, they meet Chauk, an Indian from Chiapas who doesn't speak Spanish. Traveling together in freight trains and walking on railroad tracks, they soon have to face an odyssey that will change their lives forever.
8/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgp9g9NF_x0

A hard hitting and truthful look at trying to achieve the american dream

Takoma :up:
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

Our friendly neighborhood Super Hero decides to join his best friends Ned, MJ, and the rest of the gang on a European vacation. However, Peter's plan to leave super heroics behind for a few weeks are quickly scrapped when he begrudgingly agrees to help Nick Fury uncover the mystery of several elemental creature attacks, creating havoc across the continent.
8/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9L1jCKGnE
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Post by Rump » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:33 pm

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Lets Be Cops (2014)

It's the ultimate buddy cop movie except for one thing: they're not cops. When two struggling pals dress as police officers for a costume party, they become neighborhood sensations. But when these newly-minted "heroes" get tangled in a real life web of mobsters and dirty detectives, they must put their fake badges on the line.
8/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKIAZjs__Xc

Hey i laughed.. a lot :)
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Alita: Battle Angel (2019)

Alita is a creation from an age of despair. Found by the mysterious Dr. Ido while trolling for cyborg parts, Alita becomes a lethal, dangerous being. She cannot remember who she is, or where she came from. But to Dr. Ido, the truth is all too clear. She is the one being who can break the cycle of death and destruction left behind from Tiphares. But to accomplish her true purpose, she must fight and kill. And that is where Alita's true significance comes to bear. She is an angel from heaven. She is an angel of death.
9/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cislZ9S0ocA

Well that was surprisingly badass!!!
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Easy A (2010)

After a little white lie about losing her virginity gets out, a clean cut high school girl sees her life paralleling Hester Prynne's in "The Scarlet Letter," which she is currently studying in school - until she decides to use the rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.
9/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNbPnqyvItk

Finally saw it :up:
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Parasite (2019)

Jobless, penniless, and, above all, hopeless, the unmotivated patriarch, Ki-taek, and his equally unambitious family--his supportive wife, Chung-sook; his cynical twentysomething daughter, Ki-jung, and his college-age son, Ki-woo--occupy themselves by working for peanuts in their squalid basement-level apartment. Then, by sheer luck, a lucrative business proposition will pave the way for an insidiously subtle scheme, as Ki-woo summons up the courage to pose as an English tutor for the teenage daughter of the affluent Park family. Now, the stage seems set for an unceasing winner-take-all class war. How does one get rid of a parasite?
9/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isOGD_7hNIY&t=64s

Believe the hype
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Joker (2019)

"Joker" centers around the iconic arch nemesis and is an original, standalone fictional story not seen before on the big screen. Phillips' exploration of Arthur Fleck, who is indelibly portrayed by Joaquin Phoenix, is of a man struggling to find his way in Gotham's fractured society. A clown-for-hire by day, he aspires to be a stand-up comic at night...but finds the joke always seems to be on him. Caught in a cyclical existence between apathy and cruelty, Arthur makes one bad decision that brings about a chain reaction of escalating events in this gritty character study.
9/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isOGD_7hNIY&t=64s

From the guy who did Road Trip, Starsky and Hutch & The Hangover? :shock: :D
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Avengers: Endgame (2019)

After the devastating events of Avengers: Infinity War (2018), the universe is in ruins due to the efforts of the Mad Titan, Thanos. With the help of remaining allies, the Avengers must assemble once more in order to undo Thanos's actions and undo the chaos to the universe, no matter what consequences may be in store, and no matter who they face...
10/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isOGD_7hNIY&t=64s

Take that Avatar ;)
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Hotties of the Months

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Miss June - Gabrielle Union (Deliver Us From Eva)
Miss July - Betsy Russell (Private School)
Miss August - Emily Ratajkowski (I Feel Pretty)
Miss September - Sofia Vergara (Wild Card)
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Post by Wooley » Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:50 am

Rump wrote:
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Hellboy (2019)

Hellboy is a supernatural being who is the son of a fallen angel. He came to our world in 1944 as a result of a mystical ritual. The Occultists of the Third Reich had long tried to gain an advantage in the war, hoping to attract the ideal soldier to the ranks of the fascist army. Hellboy was exactly the one they needed, but they never managed to make their plans a reality. The demon from hell fell into the hands of Americans and began to serve them, protecting the world from mysterious threats. This time he is sent to England to meet face to face with Merlin's wife. Just a battle with the Blood Queen will lead to the end of the world, which the monster tried to avoid all his life.
8/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsBO4b3tyZg&t=62s

Wow 5.2 on imdb.. such fascists... i found it just as good as the others and maybe a little naughtier
I felt like this was doomed from the start, I dunno why, but I felt that it was gonna have trouble in the world.
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Post by Wooley » Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:51 am

Rump wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:42 pm
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Alita: Battle Angel (2019)

Alita is a creation from an age of despair. Found by the mysterious Dr. Ido while trolling for cyborg parts, Alita becomes a lethal, dangerous being. She cannot remember who she is, or where she came from. But to Dr. Ido, the truth is all too clear. She is the one being who can break the cycle of death and destruction left behind from Tiphares. But to accomplish her true purpose, she must fight and kill. And that is where Alita's true significance comes to bear. She is an angel from heaven. She is an angel of death.
9/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cislZ9S0ocA

Well that was surprisingly badass!!!
More and more I wanna see this.
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Post by Wooley » Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:52 am

Rump wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:09 am
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Easy A (2010)

After a little white lie about losing her virginity gets out, a clean cut high school girl sees her life paralleling Hester Prynne's in "The Scarlet Letter," which she is currently studying in school - until she decides to use the rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.
9/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNbPnqyvItk

Finally saw it :up:
Yes.
Good fucking movie. Fuck dissenters.
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Post by Wooley » Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:53 am

Rump wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:28 am
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Avengers: Endgame (2019)

After the devastating events of Avengers: Infinity War (2018), the universe is in ruins due to the efforts of the Mad Titan, Thanos. With the help of remaining allies, the Avengers must assemble once more in order to undo Thanos's actions and undo the chaos to the universe, no matter what consequences may be in store, and no matter who they face...
10/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isOGD_7hNIY&t=64s

Take that Avatar ;)
I love you.
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Post by Apex Predator » Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:07 pm

Rump wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:09 am
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Easy A (2010)

After a little white lie about losing her virginity gets out, a clean cut high school girl sees her life paralleling Hester Prynne's in "The Scarlet Letter," which she is currently studying in school - until she decides to use the rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.
9/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNbPnqyvItk

Finally saw it :up:
I know I saw this one, but for some unknown reason I never rated it. Thought it was pretty good myself.

It appears that Let's Be Cops is moving up my list...and maybe even the Peter Griffin western.

Also, I've yet to see ANY of the Avengers movies. :oops:
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Post by Charles » Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:15 pm

Definitely putting Battle Angel on my watchlist. Those eyes got my attention, but then I heard nothing of it afterwards. I hope it's as good as the eyes are silly.
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October 2019 (Horror Special)



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The Dead Don't Die (2019)

Centerville is a sleepy town in the middle of nowhere, and it goes without saying they haven't dealt with any supernatural forces. Presiding over this peaceful hamlet is police chief Cliff Robertson (Bill Murray) and officers Ronald Peterson (Adam Driver) and Minerva Morrison (Chloë Sevigny), who are thrown for a loop when their local diner is attacked. While examining the victims, Robertson thinks it's the work of a wild animal. But Peterson offers an alternative hypothesis: zombies. Sure enough, he's right; the dead have risen from their graves, are terrorizing citizens, and are revisiting the activities they once enjoyed as living people (such as playing tennis and downing coffee and chardonnay). Armed with machetes and shotguns—and with the assistance of a strange, sword-wielding Scottish mortician (Tilda Swinton, naturally)—Centerville's small police force gets to work on vanquishing this reanimated horde.
3/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs5ZOcU6Bnw

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Trespassers (2018)

Two dysfunctional couples rent a modern luxury desert home for the weekend hoping to sort out their messed-up lives. Just as they are about to settle in for a fun night, a neighbour turns up at their front door saying she has car trouble. And that's when the murderous trouble really starts. Because without knowing it, the four friends have landed slap-bang in the wrong violent place at precisely the wrong bloody time. Hopefully your nerves of steel will hold for one of the most stylish, atmospheric and terror-filled home invasion horrors of them all.
3/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-45wqlc9j0g
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Hallows' Eve (2013)

Because Eva is a stutterer, a half dozen bullies lob pumpkin innards and demeaning insults at little Eve Bates while she pulls a wagon in the cornfields of her family farm. Eve runs for safety, but flees face first into an oncoming tractor and becomes permanently disfigured. Ten years later, the farm is gearing up for its annual haunted hayride event, making it the ideal milieu for a hooded maniac to kill unsuspecting teenagers.
Whose face is under the hood? Is someone taking revenge for the tragic accident that scarred Eve’s face ten years earlier? Are these teenagers being punished for their roles in that incident?
3/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLAZGr73Kc8
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Haunt (2019)

On Halloween, a group of friends encounter an "extreme" haunted house that promises to feed on their darkest fears. The night turns deadly as they come to the horrifying realization that some nightmares are real.
4/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXRGvxdHvZA

Practically the same film as Hallows' Eve?
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Halloween at Aunt Ethels (2019)

Everyone in town knows the story of Old Aunt Ethel. It's said she makes Halloween candy and pumpkin pie out of the kids that trick-or-treat at her house. Is Aunt Ethel really a mental case with a taste for children? This Halloween, the neighborhood teens are going to find out the truth. They have something special planned for Aunt Ethel. This might just be someone's last Halloween.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PngsfnBtKvQ

Painfully cheap and bad acted, but i did giggle in parts
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In the Tall Grass (2019)

When siblings Becky and Cal hear the cries of a young boy lost within a field of tall grass, they venture in to rescue him, only to become ensnared themselves by a sinister force that quickly disorients and separates them. Cut off from the world and unable to escape the field's tightening grip, they soon discover that the only thing worse than getting lost is being found.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpgZKsANhYI

Mehhh!
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Post by Takoma1 » Sun Nov 03, 2019 12:15 am

Rump wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 6:01 pm
The Edge of Seventeen (2016)[/size][/color]
Everyone knows that growing up is hard, and life is no easier for high school junior Nadine (Hailee Steinfeld), who is already at peak awkwardness when her all-star older brother Darian (Blake Jenner) starts dating her best friend Krista (Haley Lu Richardson). All at once, Nadine feels more alone than ever, until the unexpected friendship of a thoughtful boy (Hayden Szeto) gives her a glimmer of hope that things just might not be so terrible after all.
7/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vswj96INhmo
Yeah, I thought this one was really good. And I appreciate that although the main character was a teen girl, it felt pretty balanced between the male characters and the female characters--no one felt one-note or stereotypical.
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The Golden Dream (2013)[/size][/color]
Juan, Sara, and Samuel, three teenagers from the slums of Guatemala, travel to the United States in search of a better life. On their journey through Mexico, they meet Chauk, an Indian from Chiapas who doesn't speak Spanish. Traveling together in freight trains and walking on railroad tracks, they soon have to face an odyssey that will change their lives forever.

A hard hitting and truthful look at trying to achieve the american dream

Takoma :up:
Noted!
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Little Monsters (2019)

Dave has decided to get over his recent breakup by seeking refuge in his nephew Felix, accompanying him on a school trip, among other things, to be able to get closer to one of the teachers, Miss Caroline. Everything seems normal, at least until a zombie invasion breaks out that will threaten Dave's plans. New horror movie icon Lupita Nyong'o nails it in this blend of comedy and gore.
5/10
Trailer = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMTdooVTx3s

Disappointing :( All the best bits were in the trailer
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