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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 5:27 am

Now make a choice

rags or riches?
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 5:41 am

Know what I fear the most? The idea of mothers smothering their children because the world is too cruel to bear

Choose

Ball or sword

Peace or resolution

Money or fame

Ball, Peace, Money

Your turn
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Alright, you have exactly one hour and ten minutes to come up with something good. My patience is wearing thin
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It doesn't need to be perfect but we need to say it at the exact same time. That's the plan. Sleep on it.
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:09 am

Now don't leave me screaming into the void again, I'm warning you fuckers. Go to bed
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:10 am

You fight like a dairy farmer!

How appropriate. You fight like a cow
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1 minute
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 12:43 pm

Well, it looks like everyone failed entirely at removing the... ?



Well done. Lesson learned. Now, this time, keep your eye on the ball. Steeeeeeeeeeeeerike!

Time to set up shop once again
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The next ten posts will be the absolute most important posts of my entire life, I will need help making them count. I need to know who I need to point at with my blade, I need to know who I must challenge, I promise you I will win, I never, ever, fucking lose
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Lesson 1:
When I am on the internet, I am Kady DJ Violet, when I am out here in the real world, I am Kady Lavender (KL). See, I've been tricking you, you don't know if my posts are composed with either an "I" or an "l". Now you do. First key, first lock. You will surely learn that I am far more authentic than you might think. No tricks, no illusions. Only ?
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Lesson 2:
Violet is only one letter away from "violent". Subtract the "N". Be at peace with my construct
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Lesson 3:
If you remove the head, the body will die. New question, how do we remove the head and keep the body alive, or remove the body and keep the head alive? Lots of Futurama jokes, right? Separate the head from the body, nurture both. People wonder why I am the greatest living immortal is because I don't collect heads, I preserve them in jars
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Lesson 4:
Lisa Simpson. Clearly the best Simpson, what a strange argument through the years trying to divert that fact. Who ends up being president after Trump!? Lisa ma'fuckin Simpson you dumb motherfuckers. Biden is a Trojan Horse, the vote is so obvious it hurts, inside that horse be Lisa Simpson.

Now, who is our Lisa Simpson? Show me where to look
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Lesson V:
Don't you Remember,
The Fifth of November,
'Twas Gunpowder Treason Day,
I let off my gun,
And made'em all run.
And Stole all their Bonfire away. (1742)

The fifth of November, since I can remember,
Was Guy Faux, Poke him in the eye,
Shove him up the chimney-pot, and there let him die.
A stick and a stake, for King George's sake,
If you don't give me one, I'll take two,
The better for me, and the worse for you,
Ricket-a-racket your hedges shall go. (1903)

Ball and Sword

Hello, everyone, I'm sure you now know who I really am. No, not THAT V. But I am V. KDJV to be exact. Now, welcome to my shadow gallery
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Lesson 666:
Alright, now we can go deeper. You understand, right? I'm literally Satan, and, frankly, hell is overflowing with lost souls and you think I can manage all of this myself!? Do you honestly think the 99% deserve this while the 1% are granted access to Heaven? That is exactly how badly the house is stacked against you. Please be careful with how you write contracts! Know what your soul is worth to me in today's climate? $5. I'm going to have to play through Doom 64, Doom (2016), and DOOM ETERNAL before I'm comfortable with this construct
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777 Jackpot:
Even Satan has a soul. I'm not trying to give you an afterlife of eternal damnation, that's just a test! Some people have earned their rest, some people still have some fighting to do. It's a tournament of champions. Who has the best combination of tool and skill? Who uses what and how to come out on top? The DOOM slayer sure likes that shotgun but that's not going to come close when my trident is already lodged in your chest
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 1:34 pm

888, the luckiest number:
Oh shit, now you are trapped in the middle of the six circles of hell. Oopsie
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So, how does Link defeat Ganondorf in Ocarina of Time? Well, one, Zelda breaks free from her rose quartz prison, shines some light on the Master Sword, Link picks it up and proceeds to stab Ganon in the fucking face before summoning the 7 Sages to seal Ganon in the shadow realm for the remainder of this current cycle. I'm the 7th Sage. We're all friends here, you fools, it's our differences which generate the colours of the world you see so plainly
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 1:37 pm

9:
I'm the leader of the free world. No vote necessary, it's my decision.
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 1:43 pm

10:
God, Satan, alive and well. You honestly think some dorky German philosopher can defeat me!? Well shove a pineapple up my ass and call me Charlie. Now, who do YOU want to rule your existence? I'm not trying to compete with God here, God controls our minds so if he wants this whole construct will be shattered just like it was yesterday, I truly have but a fraction of power compared to Him. I'm just trying, desperately, to help the big guy figure out what it means to even the odds. For such a big, expansive planet it's astonishing how, er, concentrated we all ended up being. Pact like sardines in a tin. One giant concentration camp, some rooms embedded with the pretense of "privilege". Motherfucker, you think this is easy!? You think I LIKE doing this? I'll release the fucking Kraken on you if you don't shut up right this instant. Now, as your leader of the free world, please understand that I have a LOT of work to do. Lesson complete. Now you know who I am
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Now my sword sees two targets
The Fool
The Magus
CHOOSE
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Keep it up
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My favorite Peter Gabriel song bar none

What was it we were thinking of?
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Know who really had my back in the beginning of all of this? Stu. Quit being mean to him you assholes, he doesn't have a choice in the matter. Beautiful soul, will not take
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I cannot wait for my weekend, Jesus Christ. Monday and Tuesdays are my days off now
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For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 2:31 pm

Alright, motherfuckers, want me to solve the sun crisis? We need to design a very careful machine which orbits the earth along with the sun which is capable of both blocking out the sun and allowing enough sunlight through for us all to thrive. How much is this going to cost? Trillions. Get to work
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 2:58 pm

Now quit building "out" and start building "up". We have a universe worth of space, Earth is the root of it all. Believe me
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I want half of the world's wealth and I will know how to redistribute it
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Pleasure and pain, two sides, same coin. Choose. Heads or tails?
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Let
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Luhab

interesting

that's a new one
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:19 pm

What colour was my hair when I was young? What colour is my skin?

RED

Don't fuck with gingers, we are mutants, we have no soul
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:30 pm

Now keep your veins blue. Quit self mutilating
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:33 pm

Canada=Green
America=Blue

My vote is in
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Post by Oxnard Montalvo » Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:35 pm

The Nameless One wrote:
Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:30 pm
Now keep your veins blue. Quit self mutilating
it has been almost 6 months since I last committed an act of self-abuse against myself. must mean the meds are working their magic or the pandemic has smothered my proclivities towards fiery, intense emotion.
I wasn't cutting but still....
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Oxnard Montalvo wrote:
Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:35 pm
it has been almost 6 months since I last committed an act of self-abuse against myself. must mean the meds are working their magic or the pandemic has smothered my proclivities towards fiery, intense emotion.
I wasn't cutting but still....
This makes me very glad to hear, keep it up
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Healthy addictions
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Ha
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Post by The Nameless Two » Sat Jun 20, 2020 5:14 pm

I'm commander Shepherd and this is my favorite shop on the citadel
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My dad has a friend who worked for Bioware, eh? My grandparents were good friends with Todd McFarlane's parents. I'm sure if I thought hard enough Alan Moore would come right into my suite and whack me with a stick, that would be excellent right about now but alas he should probably get some rest, yeesh
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