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Post by The Last Baron » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:13 pm

Damn Kiddo, you're making me want to give it a second look. I think the drinking games (drink for as long as blood is spewing etc.) kinda killed my enjoyment.
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Post by kiddo in space » Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:08 pm

Flak wrote:Damn Kiddo, you're making me want to give it a second look. I think the drinking games (drink for as long as blood is spewing etc.) kinda killed my enjoyment.


I could see that movie on a loop. It was awesome. I should also try that drinking game.

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Crocodile vagina.


Genius I saw, genius. Also, let's not forget acid boobs.
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Post by kiddo in space » Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:20 am

Another review will be up soon. Which movie? Let's just say it involves a ZOO.
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Post by Epistemophobia » Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:21 am

It better involve OOZE, too.
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Post by kiddo in space » Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:24 am

Epistemophobia wrote:It better involve OOZE, too.


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Post by Sammael » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:07 am

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Post by Sonechka » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:32 am

kiddo in space wrote:Another review will be up soon. Which movie? Let's just say it involves a ZOO.

Madagascar!
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Sonechka wrote:Madagascar!

:roll:
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Post by Sammael » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:51 pm

So Trev, have you experience the horror?

The terrible, terrible horror of it all?
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Post by Trevor » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:21 pm

Sammael wrote:So Trev, have you experience the horror?

The terrible, terrible horror of it all?


I haven't watched much of anything, lately. I've gotten some new books. And I've actually been socializing for a change. Crazy stuff.

But Martyrs is high on my priority list of films to watch.
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Post by kiddo in space » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:34 am

I was going to post my "review" today, but I won't. Tomorrow will be update day!
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Post by kiddo in space » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:04 am

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A Zed and Two Noughts
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Where's the weirdness on this movie? If we compare it to others, it's nweirdness comes from a different source. It's weird and bizarre because of the way people act in here, they take some very fucked up decisions and do some very fucked up things. It has a great feeling that what you are watching it's not this real, not part of this world, but somehting else a place were all this bunch of people like to gather and do their things. I just loved that.

The film also plays a lot with the concepts of symmetry, polariteis, death and human behavior.

Never were rotting corpses so fascinating.
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Post by LEAVES » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:14 am

You don't need it to be...

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to be strange. That's more garish, and I've seen garish a thousand times. Time lapse decomposition as the central motif of a film? Never seen it before. Never seen most of what Greenaway does here before. Hence, strange. Sometimes it's strange just to be original.
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Post by kiddo in space » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:19 am

LEAVES wrote:You don't need it to be...

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to be strange. That's more garish, and I've seen garish a thousand times. Time lapse decomposition as the central motif of a film? Never seen it before. Never seen most of what Greenaway does here before. Hence, strange. Sometimes it's strange just to be original.


Strange and original, yes, nothing like I've seen before.

It was my first Greenaway. I really need to see more. Like The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover.
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Post by LEAVES » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:31 am

kiddo in space wrote:
Strange and original, yes, nothing like I've seen before.

It was my first Greenaway. I really need to see more. Like The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover.
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Post by Trevor » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:27 pm

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Martyrs (2008).
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The prologue is an account of a young girl's escape from her imprisonment ina warehouse where she was tortured, and recovery and confinement in a mental hospital. Looks like another set-up for your usual j-horror influenced torture flick. Then we get that little shock and head-scratch-er-of-sorts of a prologue close. Cue the title card.

Alright. This is a horror movie, but not meant to scare. After the first half hour, there's really no more moody suspense or anticipation.

After the title cues, it's split into three distinct segments. The first being the 'revenge' of the girl Lucie, 15 years after the torture, tagged along with her lesbian lover whom she befriended in the hospital. Lucie also has a severe mental disorder, which she's had all through those 15 years. She imagines that she's being chased and sometimes attacked by one of the dead women who she once saw in the warehouse but couldn't rescue. Lucie imagines being assaulted by this creature, when in reality is self-harming herself.

The second segment, which shows the discovery of a brutalized-but-still-living girl and the protagonist's attempts to care for her, might be the most heart-wrenching the film gets.

Momentum is lost. The final bit plays more like your average plotless torture-horror movie constantly trying to outdo itself. That is, until the final 5-minutes. Then we get some really fucked up moments I'd rather not spoil. It's not an ending I expected, nor do I think is really all that fitting. But fuck, it won't be one I forget anytime soon.

Martyrs is - in a similar vein as Eden Lake and Funny Games - one of those nasty, bitter horror movies that hates life and forces you to hate it, just as much. I like the films. Sometimes. Does that make me bad?
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Post by Trevor » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:41 pm

Just an updated, full rec. list for future reference for Kiddo and I.

Wolfy:
Pink Narcissus
The Last of England
8 1/2 Women
W.R.

LEAVES:
Visitor of a Museum
A Zed and Two Noughts
On the Silver Globe

Rdog:
The Devil
Jacob's Ladder

Trip:
Funeral Parade of Roses
Jubilee
The Naked Kiss

Sinister:
The Nude Vampire
The Last Movie
Charisma

dmk:
(directed by Marco Ferreri)

Brightside:
Hausu
Santa sangre
Mind Game

Viacious J:
Strange Circus

Sammael:
Martyrs
Cannibal: The Musical
Splatter: Naked Blood

JediMoonShyne:
The Taste of Tea
Memories of Matsuko
Funky Forest

Flak:
Tokyo Gore Police

Blevo:
Holy Flame of the Martial World
Bastard Swordsman
Return of Bastard Swordsman

dreiser:
The Night Porter

Pathetique:
Even Dwarfs Started Small
Once Upon A Time, Cinema

Andrew Ryan:
Little Otik
Videodrome
Ink

sevenarts:
Nuits rouges
Perceval le Gallois
Noroit (une vengeance)

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Crocodile vagina
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Post by Sammael » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:58 pm

Trevor-Trevor wrote:Image

Martyrs (2008).
Recommended by Sammael.

The prologue is an account of a young girl's escape from her imprisonment ina warehouse where she was tortured, and recovery and confinement in a mental hospital. Looks like another set-up for your usual j-horror influenced torture flick. Then we get that little shock and head-scratch-er-of-sorts of a prologue close. Cue the title card.

Alright. This is a horror movie, but not meant to scare. After the first half hour, there's really no more moody suspense or anticipation.

After the title cues, it's split into three distinct segments. The first being the 'revenge' of the girl Lucie, 15 years after the torture, tagged along with her lesbian lover whom she befriended in the hospital. Lucie also has a severe mental disorder, which she's had all through those 15 years. She imagines that she's being chased and sometimes attacked by one of the dead women who she once saw in the warehouse but couldn't rescue. Lucie imagines being assaulted by this creature, when in reality is self-harming herself.

The second segment, which shows the discovery of a brutalized-but-still-living girl and the protagonist's attempts to care for her, might be the most heart-wrenching the film gets.

Momentum is lost. The final bit plays more like your average plotless torture-horror movie constantly trying to outdo itself. That is, until the final 5-minutes. Then we get some really fucked up moments I'd rather not spoil. It's not an ending I expected, nor do I think is really all that fitting. But fuck, it won't be one I forget anytime soon.

Martyrs is - in a similar vein as Eden Lake and Funny Games - one of those nasty, bitter horror movies that hates life and forces you to hate it, just as much. I like the films. Sometimes. Does that make me bad?


Good stuff amigo. It is without a doubt one of the most polarizing films I've ever scene.

I think if I can stomach a few more watches, it might even crack my favorites list over time.
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Post by kiddo in space » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:38 am

Martyrs. Oh, god. It should make a very interesting double feature with Eden Lake.

Eden Lake. Oh, god.
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Post by Epistemophobia » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:41 am

Martyrs is the second worst film ever made.
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Post by Trevor » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:44 am

Epistemophobia wrote:Martyrs is the second worst film ever made.


#1: Eden Lake ?
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Post by Epistemophobia » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:47 am

Trevor-Trevor wrote:#1: Eden Lake ?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240515/
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Faces of Death is worse.
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Post by Björn » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:51 am

That's an unpleasant looking movie.
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Post by kiddo in space » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:52 am

Trevor-Trevor wrote:Just an updated, full rec. list for future reference for Kiddo and I.

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Crocodile vagina


Haha! :D
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Post by Trevor » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:52 am

kiddo in space wrote:
Haha! :D


What - is it an actual film? I never checked.
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Post by Trevor » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:53 am

Damnit - I wanted to watch it, too!
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Post by kiddo in space » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:53 am

Trevor-Trevor wrote:
What - is it an actual film? I never checked.


No. He was talking about Tokyo Gore Police.
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Post by Trevor » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:55 am

kiddo in space wrote:
No. He was talking about Tokyo Gore Police.


That was a good one.

I think I know what's referring to.

That penis gun was something else.
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Post by kiddo in space » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:56 am

Trevor-Trevor wrote:
That was a good one.

I think I know what's referring to.

That penis gun was something else.


There's also acid boobs, let's not forget them.

Now that I think about it, Crocodile Vagina would make a great movie title.
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Post by Björn » Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:08 am

kiddo in space wrote:
There's also acid boobs, let's not forget them.

Now that I think about it, Crocodile Vagina would make a great movie title.

Crocodile Vagina will be the name of my band The Bad Touch's first EP.
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Birdie Num Nums wrote:Crocodile Vagina will be the name of my band The Bad Touch's first EP.


Instant hit.
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Post by Trevor » Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:02 am

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I only watched the first half. It was more than I wanted to tolerate. It's a film of montage-esque visuals. Very neon-ish. Very flamboyant. A fashion nightmare. And well. That's it. Nothing really of interest, either.
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Hausu
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Seven girls with silly nicknames.
A hungry house.
Trevor's cat.
Blood that looks like Kool-Aid.
Insanity.
Over the top situations.
Some humor.
Truly insane las 40 minutes.
A great ending.
Some tits.
Too happy and colorful setting at the beginning which remind me of Burton.
Japan strikes again.
A bear and noodles.
Round watermelons!
Flying limbs.
Kung Fu.
Better than Morricone? LIES!
Bizarre atmosphere.

Yeah, I liked this.
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Post by Trevor » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:55 pm

A Cat?! Now I have to see it.
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CAT!
Way cooler than Wil
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